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Track 7: Porn Awards:
Present day, Porn is an official “Industry,” a professional platform of performers that do their best work, & get acknowledged & awarded each year at the AVN Awards in Vegas which is not only an award show, but also a lengthy convention or Expo, a sex carnival of sorts with fun rides, games, & entertainment. The AVN Awards are the slutty version of the Oscars, chock full of eye candy with titillating enhancements. It may be a bonified shitshow circus to some critics but the AVN Awards TRUMPS (hahaha) all, according to these feisty fans.
SLIDESHOW: Porn Star Playground
Roll out the red carpet, you are now entering the land of forbidden fruit! The AVN’s are a kind of fuck fest, really. It is the official annual parade of peek-a-boo glittery garb, fantasy wear, mind blowing implants & uninhibited lewd sexual deviants with no filter that will fuck & suck all day & all night if the price is right & the party’s favors are plenty. Ya might wanna cover little Bobby’s eyes & ears for this potty mouthed motley crew. Remember “Girls Gone Wild?”
A most coveted field trip, you might wanna make your reservations, get your tickets & passes & packages right now, for next year. Hey, grab me one too? I’ll have whatever your having… lol.
Click here for tickets! 2019 AVN Awards is waiting for you!
[The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) is an adult entertainment convention and trade show held each January in Las Vegas, Nevada and is sponsored by AVN magazine. AEE is the largest pornography industry trade show in the United States. The 2007 AVN Expo had over 30,000 attendees, which included 355 exhibiting companies.
DESCRIPTION:
The AEE is a four-day show which mixes industry-only events with open hours for fans seeking autographs, photo opportunities, and memorabilia. The first two days are “Trade Only” (with access limited to people in the adult industry), and the remainder of the show includes open hours for fans. One of the major aspects of the AEE is that most of the major adult entertainment stars make appearances. The AVN Awards are presented on the show’s closing night. The 2018 show was held January 24–27.]
—Wikapedia
Showrooms are packed with sex enthusiasts & exhibitionist film stars getting fingered, flashing their hind parts, & showing off their gorgeous decorated titties galore. The most delectable busty beach babes sport sultry tattoos & vampy piercings in plushy pleasure places. Big, little, short, tall, belly rings, & other things. No game? No swag? No worries. You got cash? You have yourself a mini fling. EZ peezy, japaneezy. Last time I checked, the oldest profession is LEGAL in the state of Nevada.
Vibrator booths, fetish booths, interactive play stations. There is a fantasy & fetish playground called “The Lair” featuring a BDSM smorgasbord.
The place is populated with sex toy demos, Sex store venders, memorabilia, seminars on industry secrets & sex ed workshops. Sex robots even debuted in the 2018 annual AVN event. Industry recruiters roam the halls ready to give all the wandering hopefuls that lucky break. Poker, black jack, bets, business propositions, contests, beer pong with porn stars are fun little distractions. Steamy hotel rooms are chock full of amateur photographers with a bland demeanor, cloudy auras, & low vibrations… chasing tons of tail & propositioning aspiring young undiscovered talent to add to their X-rated repertoire.
Don’t forget to get an autograph & a photo op with your favorite salacious Starlet. Thongs, thongs & more thongs, fishnet super sexy body stockings & the sluttiest lingerie made for a king decorate the beautiful bods of these Angels & Vixens. Horny, virile, orgasmic, aroused, poly-amorous people everywhere! What’s not to like? And, a party just isn’t a party without party favors! Go ahead.. speed dial the “Candyman,” no doubt he’s just around the corner with a mean menu of trusty street treats. Ride that white horse, baby! And, need I say… it’s 5 O’clock somewhere! Ahhhh the joy of liquid lucidity.
SLIDESHOW: Where’s the party at??
Party like a porn star & don’t forget to hit the after glow. I have one word then: TALENT. After the day’s itinerary runs out… night falls & a bevy of stars decorate Sin City strip & a pole dancing phenom begins to transpire. Carousing dirty minds & lusty hearts are runnin’ rogue & rampant all over this potent playground. Remember: that shit stays in Vegas, my dear.
Scandalous!
On the flip side>>>> “Walking through the expo, I think maybe she’s right. The place has an antiseptic air to it, the acetone of a dentist office, something plastic-y, cheap, all of it devoid of sex in its uniformity, everything explicit, mechanical, overdone. It wafts through the casino, the smell of coke and dick.”
——— thoughtcatalog.com/rachel-r-white
{AVN may refer to: AVN (magazine), Adult Video News, a trade magazine for the pornographic industry. AVN Award, their movie awards.}
The professional Porn industry now has mandatory STD testing, back ground testing, drug testing. No more are the days when those pesky little risks were involved when it comes to this taboo career. The only occupational hazard here is getting oversexed. “Just take a damn break, guys, will ya? Yer gonna wear it out. That goes for the voyeur just as well. Keep it up, there kid, & that thing is gonna fall off…”
So… where is this all going?
Naughtyville or bust!
lol
Candy Shop by 50 Cent YouTube Video with Lyrics
“You could have it your way, how do you want it?
You gon’ back that thing up, or should I push up on it?
Temperature rising, okay, let’s go to the next level
Dance floor jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle
I break it down for you now, baby it’s simple
If you be a nympho, I’ll be a nympho
In the hotel, or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it’s whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I’m the love doctor
I ain’t finished teaching you ’bout how sprung I got ya
Wanna show me how you work it baby? No problem, get on top
Then get your bounce around, like a little rider
I’m seasoned vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with this stick
I’m trying to explain, baby, the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands, ha-ha
I’ll take you to the candy shop
I’ll let you lick the lollypop
Go ‘head girl don’t you stop
Keep going ’til you hit the spot, whoa”
[Songwriters: Curtis Jackson / Scott Storch
Candy Shop lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Reservoir Media Management Inc]
We’re not goin’ to the candy shop, we are high tailin’ it to to the candy factory where everything is bigger & better. There are lickable lips & penis pops, & edible everything. Vibrators with power packs that could light up the Rockefeller Center Xmas tree. Come ‘n’ gitchyer fancy strap on, magic bullet, butt plug, or fuck machine. Beads, furry cuffs, lube-licious flavored warming oils should do the trick. Step right up! Ya came to the right place for your aphrodisia fix.
SLIDESHOW: Mechanical Accommodations
Lions & tigers & Blow Job machines? Oh My. Learn more… Click!
Track 8: Teledildonics
Continuing on with the lovely motorized land of ever-pleasure, I introduce to you now a word that “spell check” doesn’t even recognize… dunt da da da… Tele-dil-donics!!!
Definition of: Teledildonics:
Controlling the intensity of sex toys via the Internet. Also called “cyberdildonics,” the purpose is to allow a partner to control the sexual experience remotely. Developed in the 1990s, one early device used a transducer that attached to the computer screen via suction cups and picked up light messages to control the speed. Future versions are expected to allow the user to share a sexual experience with fantasy partners selected from a menu or that are created by combining a menu of body parts and attributes. See cybersex. —www.pcmag.com
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Long-distance, interactive, wireless remote-controlled sex toys that allow you to customize your vibration levels with programmable vibration strengths that you can customize to your body’s needs!
—www.lovense.com
OhMiBod
is the creator of the original iPod® vibrator. Headquartered in New Hampshire, USA, the female-owned and operated company is driving the evolution of the pleasure industry with an expansive range of high quality, body-safe products that combine technology with sensuality.
It’s been quite a ride since our launch in 2006. OhMiBod has evolved from “the iPod® vibrator” to an award-winning innovator of technology-focused pleasure products that boast features such as wireless remote control, Bluetooth connectivity, and triple stimulation. OhMiBod also developed a personal massager interface that puts pleasure at your fingertips, allowing you to create vibrations on the fly and experience them in real time with the iPhone, iPad, and iPod Touch®.
These innovations have helped OhMiBod earn numerous awards, including the 2012 AVN “O” Award for “Most Outstanding Product for Women” for the Club Vibe 2.OH.
Despite our growth and recent success, OhMiBod remains committed to the values that define us as a company:
Shifting attitudes toward self-pleasure and the vital role vibrators play in sexual health and well being
Providing men and women with body-safe vibrators and other pleasure accessories that look as good as they feel.
Bringing a “mainstream” consumer goods approach to the pleasure products market
OhMiBod vibrators and pleasure accessories often feature in leading publications …… just to name a few. We have also graced the pages of news outlets such as: … in articles about the importance of vibrators to sexual health, as well as their impact on the marriage of tech and sex in the digital age.
Lush by Lovense The most powerful Bluetooth remote control vibrator!
“Can you hold the moan?”
Compatible With:
iPhone/iPad Air/iPad Mini/iPod Touch iOS 9.0 and later
Android 4.3 and later (with Bluetooth 4.0 enabled)
Mac (with Bluetooth 4.0 enabled)
Windows PC (needs a Lovense USB Bluetooth Adapter to connect)
Bendable Bluetooth antenna extends beyond the body- increasing the range of control!
The longest control range out of all wearable Bluetooth vibrators!
Our smartphone app has features for everyone:
Lush can be used for close range control, & long-distance control. The Lovense Remote app offers the creating, sharing and saving of Unlimited Vibration Patterns. The Lovense Remote app allows you to sync your toy’s vibrations with music. Sync to Music. The Lovense Remote app allows you to sync your toy’s vibrations with sound.
Sound Activated Vibrations. Nearly Silent When Inserted
Use without worrying about roommates, family, or strangers in public hearing it!
Solo Play
Foreplay
Discreet Public Play
Sitting Range 5 To !0 Feet
Ten to Thirty Feet
Internet Controlled, Any Distance
The LUSH bluetooth remote control vibrator is very trendy among the Web Cam community. The thin pink tail that extends beyond the penetration point is actually the antenna. It has endless vibrational options & as just stated, can be controlled via a downloadable App, from near or far by your partner, FWB or a web cam consumer. Curved to hit the G-spot, it will stimulate the entire area for 1.5 – 2 Hours of Continuous Use; Body Safe Materials; Waterproof; Wireless; USB Rechargeable; 1-Year Warranty.
If I may, I’d like to state my stance on these high tech savvy gems of pleasure enhancement. Five words: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
Brilliant, convenient, resourceful, award winning, these toys are way ahead of their time. While wonderful for the long distance kink sesh, a now & then trick or treat, a special occasion, or racy snap chat for your man, it is not such a smart choice to exercise daily continuous use of these little pink devils. Why? Cause conditioning the G-spot to high level artificial stimulation will result in the eventual desensitivity to real human touch. It’s like taking Oxycodone for back pain for 3 months & then all of a sudden the doctor cuts you off & gives you a low dose of Motrin instead. You get the picture. Yep, this little pink bot should be called the G-drug. It is quite easy to slip right into this euphoric obsession. All a lady’s sense of moderation & discipline flies right out the window as her body gets hijacked by this little sneaky motorized pussy pill. Take my word for it…
Don’t mean to be a buzz kill.. but It reeeeally is beginning to seem like a boring flesh colored warm penis isn’t fancy enough for the modern day woman any more. Have the people of the world become desensitized? Have the high & intense levels of “super sex” porn created monsters among us? Have low life predators & traffickers thus been more tempted & encouraged to perpetuate sexual violence & crime? Does the sex/porn industry promote youth to exploit their bodies prematurely for the promise of fortune, & 50 cent fame? Case in point, all the thousands of the girls employed by Web Cam Sites. On a grand scale, have we lost our sense of dignity & respect when it comes to the exploitation of women?
Have we as a species become jaded by moving images that exploit our sacred sexuality? Have we thus cultivated wrong ideas about sex & love & lust & intimacy? Have we tarnished true union or the beauty of a natural human body in real time? Have we lost the art of seduction, foreplay & tantric forms of love making at it’s finest? Have we lost our sense of deeper connection? Is instant gratification the only name of the game these days? Is porn a stain on our society that will just never come out… ingrained so deep into our psyche, that we will never be able to unring that bell? Have we been overexposed? Are our minds just saturated with the stuff…?
[Tantric sex: is an ancient Hindu practice that has been going for over 5,000 years, and means ‘the weaving and expansion of energy’. It’s a slow form of sex that’s said to increase intimacy and create a mind-body connection that can lead to powerful orgasms.]
—Wikapedia
SLIDESHOW: Soul Sex
“Soul Twin Invocation” Prose/Poem by Me 2018
Exotic sentiments wisp away in the tropical air of her swag as she saunters by like a cool beach breeze. A dreamy captivation, a vision, a sight for sore eyes. I give up. I give in. Weakness rolls over me like a slow warm wave. My lips go numb, my eyes fall sleepy, my wings fold. Surrender has the last laugh. I am a prisoner to her hypnotic preeminence. All I can do is lazily languish in the lingering scent of her & the magnetic draw stirring within the den of my curiosity.
It is the places she’s been, it’s how her stories unravel, how she whispers certain words when she’s close, how she holds my attention with just a single fleeting glance. The room… melting down into slow moving parts, the music… bending my reality, I sit still, & wait, like a feline poised to pounce.
She gives permission with her eyes, to fall fast for her inescapable beauty, & I am powerless to her prowess, a slave to her savvy, putty in the hands of her heat. I can’t resist this big screen allure, a whirlwind romance that feels like that fascinating once & a lifetime forbidden affair, or riveting tale of two runaways madly in love. The kind of attraction that sweeps ya both up off your feet & catapults ya into the fiery inferno of untamed hearts.
A midnight train to Georgia, kind. An “Old Blue Eyes” on blast, kind. A walk, run, jog, jump, hop, skip & skate across all 50 states, kind. A no mountain is high enough, valley low, or river wide, kind. “I don’t want to fall asleep & miss a thing,” kind. The all of me loves all of you, kind. Between the sheets slow jam on the wings of a “Quiet Storm,” kind. “Love love love love Crazy Love” kind. John Cusack holding up a boom box playing “In Your Eyes” kind.
An electrifying romance that blows windows & doors right off, rousing up the ghosts from the gravel, bats from the belfry, apparitions from the attic, setting off car alarms, crackin’ codes, breakin’ spells, swooshin’ wind chimes, & spookin’ the cat like a socket shocked tail…. kind. Just a flash of its radiance, could leave ya in a sweet little tempestuous tizzy, on a swing just dangling, over a mile high cliff, gasping for dear life… kind.
There’s nothing! I want more. Nothing! Could possibly compare. I’ve scaled lengthy strides, braved the battlefields, dodged the daggers, darts & demons, slain the Ceratops, rode on the wings of renegade Angels, got frost bit, hot flashed, hunger panged, sweaty, dirty & delirious. I won’t sleep until she’s nestled next to me. Our journey has only just begun.
Its her I see on the horizon of my destiny. Its our hands that fit. Its our lips that lock. Its our closeness that is intoxicating. The depth of our connection is real. It needs no explanation. Just a place to explore. Just a timeless window of opportunity to unveil its greatness. Just a few still moments of ecstasy personified. Teases turn to touches turn to a kiss that singes the soul with lusty sparks that fly. Like a loaded machine gun spray of countless shooting stars, the immaculate fire of this shameless shag burns away all sadness, sins & scars.
Made to fit, a tantalizing team, easy to please, union reigns supreme. Its like a glorious epiphany, a pocket full of cash, a buried treasure found, a hidden secret stash. A real live fetching tale gone wild & whispered scantily clad down a lover’s lane. What was that you uttered so faintly? Oh yes, my sweet sundae swirl cake pop… don’t be shy…
Say—my—name! Say—my—name!
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