Chapter One: System Down

Liars are farmers and the lies are their seeds and then the lied to are the winds and they unknowingly spread the seeds around, and I am trying to dig up those seeds… which makes me a hoe.”

—Sarah Silverman


Chapter 1: System Down

“Where did all the Cowboys go?” …Is code for: “have we humans lost our sense of common courtesy & decency toward each other, the planet, our own bodies, hearts & minds?” No really, have we become soulless creatures of blind habit? Are we just a big slow-moving sludge making its way over the plains of God’s green earth like a sticky snot glob in some B-grade horror movie? Remember when Frankenstein would sleep walk with his hands raised out in front of him making low gurgling groan sounds? Is the general public just a creepy caravan of mundane Frankenteins brainlessly following patterns & programs that insidiously keep sabotaging their inherent goodness? Why?

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect.”

Mark Twain

Why do folks keep repeating bad behavior & tormenting others with toxic vibrations, poisonous plots, hidden agendas, ill intentions, dysfunctional drama, confusion & noise? With all due respect of course, (hahaha), middle America has become a Jerry Springer generation of sorts… of half ass, subpar, limp dick, succubus, slithering, slothy, sycophants.

Syc·o·phant /ˈsikəˌfant,ˈsikəfənt/ noun

1: a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain advantage.

>>>yes-man, bootlicker, brown noser, toady, lickspittle, flatterer, flunky, lackey, spaniel, doormat, stooge, cringer, suck, suck-up<<<


What a cool weird word…

On the contrary, thanks to the holistic movement for the conscious revolution where ascension on Gaia has been working for quite some time now, we are secretly redeemed on the daily due to the diligent devotional qualities of these spiritual folks raising the vibration of the planet by just being who they are. Hence why the human race stays afloat to keep having the opportunity to learn from mistakes & missteps & grow. But one fateful day… we may not have that luxury anymore, if we don’t start to rev up the processes of restoration, reversal, renewal, regeneration, mass unity, peace, kindness & nourishment. It’d be in our best interest to honor the soul of our planet better. Now more than ever.

In conjunction with individual small steps of positive personal growth & community progress, the grand infrastructure must also transform into a thorough SUSTAINABLE machine infused with “The Green New Deal” projections. If we are ever going to successfully excavate the dead bones of the past & grind them up to fertilize the future, we must embrace what is BEST for our Planet & a healthy human longevity. Small steps lead to big moves.

Here on Earth, the practice of elevated consciousness coexists with the flawed practices of distorted realities. Flawed practices undermine our free will to choose freedom, peace & fulfillment. Flawed practices do not serve our highest good. Just because we appear to be comfortable with these distorted behaviors & overly familiar with flawed realities, doesn’t make them proper, beneficial or the most efficient & effective way to live. Yet, people keep perpetuating them & thus forfeiting their will to choose to be a victor instead of a victim.

“We are all storytellers, we all live in a network of stories, there isn’t a stronger connection between people than storytelling.”

Jimmy Neil Smith

That said, unfortunately, we have bred nations of people that propagate false principles of miscreated realities. Block by block, lie after lie, thousands of false belief systems have been built from stories essentially whispered down the lane of a long line of filtered perceptions, aggravated assumptions, false facts, bias opinions, misconstrued writings, misread facial expressions, misinterpreted miscommunications. Whole communities of people have built regimes based on these flawed concepts & thus taught utter fiction to their kin & the collective. I mean what is it gonna take for people to finally wake the frigg up & realize? Like the sound of squealing breaks slinging around a street corner… come to a screeching halt, already! Wake up. Come to. Snap out of it! Like Cher exclaimed in the movie “Moonstruck.”

Why is the traffic not moving, people?

Okay, for one, we are way too over populated. The ratio of demand to supply is exorbitant. Humans now require more & more & more & more material sustenance than ever before in human history. The demand is painfully high for pharmaceuticals of every kind, medicinals, vaccines, super foods, super drugs, miracle serums, preventative maintenances, opioid alternatives, cancer treatments, hospice cocktails. The demand is painfully high for meat of every animal. Cow’s milk alone, is in the highest demand it ever has been in the history of the human race. YES, it is! Pop culture, media & advertising promote endorse & encourage: cereal, milkshakes, smoothies, gelato, designer coffee drinks, ice cream, chocolate, yogurt, sour cream, creamer, whipped cream, mac & cheese, everything smothered with cheese, cheese fries, cheese dogs, cheese burgers, wine & cheese, pizza, & more milk & milk & milk & cheese & cheese & cheese, & dairy galore… all made from the sore machine hooked, hormonally induced morally exploited tit… of a strung out mother cow.

Maybe you oughta consider that next time you are enjoying that Americano Cappuccino Macchiato Mocha, crème de la crème designer Latte with six sugars & 3 squirts of caramel at your fancy high priced coffee shop uptown.

Wine, spirits, craft cocktails, craft beer, tobacco, nicotine, marijuana, kava, kratom, hookah. Candy, bread, junk food, soda, sugar, coffee, eggs, bacon, subs, wings, burgers & fries. Power bars, energy drinks, protein powders, vitamins, hair products, skin products, anti-aging products, weight loss products, work out products. Clothes, shoes, jewelry, smart watches, phones, computers, electronic devices to the moon. Accessories, kitchen ware, household décor, pet supplies, auto related items, automobiles, gas, oil, heating & cooling.

Where are the minimalists?

The supply can hardly keep up with the demand these days. Black Friday has become a shitshow, frankly. Humans have become such big fat consumers that our natural resources are becoming, depleted, squandered, overused, & thus compromised. Wtf are we doing to this planet? We are driving it to drink is what we are doing. Just like we did to the Native American Indians. We raped their women, raped their land, stole their livestock & horses, abducted their children, disrespected their elders & pissed on their sacred spaces. Then (for a time anyway) many of them just gave up & became raging angry helpless alcoholics. Do you blame them? Similarly, the Planet is beginning to show very violent signs that it is unhappy with our blatant disregard, exploitation & unpreservation of its precious ecological designs.

The planet is not a happy camper these days. If I may personify it… She’s straight PISSED. And, she is clearly acting out via, hurricanes, fires, earth quakes, tornadoes, floods, landslides, volcano eruptions, Tsunamis, droughts, ice storms & the spread of disease. Dare I say the words “climate change” & the American politico might shit its pants. Select diseases have been proven to have a greater shelf life & spreadability now that the Planet’s temps are rising & bacteria can multiply faster. Don’t act like I am makin’ this shit up. Global warming is real. The Ozone layer is being eaten away, air pollution is responsible for 7 million human deaths a year, stats show.

It’s really not made up. It’s science. It’s also karma. Cause & effect. If you rape a land of its resources to an extreme, it will be thrown off balance & its eco system will begin to fall short, compromising a circle of life that once was nourishing & harmonic with us.

When a dance team is doing a routine on stage all choreographed in sync with each other… & one person appears to be thrown off, drunk, stoned, out of rhythm & moving the wrong way or just plain under the weather… it throws the whole performance out of whack. If one flute player inside of a symphony decided to go off the sheet music in the middle of a piece & do his own thing… the entire design of the symphonic arrangement will be completely interrupted. Same goes for our eco system. Humans have a born right to utilize the resources of the land upon which we live, but in moderation & with careful consideration of the earth & its precious inhabitants. Enough is enough. Not to mention, how giant our carbon foot print must be! Omg.

I’m no anthropologist, marine biologist, or scientist, but it doesn’t take a genius to notice how much waste people discard every second, min, hour of every single day. If a drone could fly above the earth & put a giant spotlight on just dumps & waste management sites across our planet like luminal lights up murder scenes like a Xmas tree, enormous trash pits would pop up all over the map, more than we can even imagine. It would probably bring a tear to the eye, honestly. We just keep burying poisonous toxic waste into the ground, & secretly dumping it in our oceans & act like there won’t eventually be consequences.

I recycle diligently, plastic & glass. Do you?

I still feel guilty that my “footprint” is massive though. It is! Once you start to recycle, especially if you never have before… you begin to witness how daunting it is, that waste comes from every single place in our lives. I am just ONE PERSON… & it collects so fast & furious, it’s ridiculous. Everything is waste… toothpaste tubes to shampoo bottles to potato chip bags, to the zillions of wrappers that people dispose of daily, to all the plastic & rubber containments that all products seem to be packaged in like they are goin’ to China.

Fact: The call to toss plastic straws out of our food system is growing louder and louder. This week an American food service company called: “Bon Appetite” banned plastic straws in more than 1000 U.S. eateries. Disney is the latest in a line of companies and cities that have banned plastic straws due to concerns about ocean pollution. Earlier this month, a ban on plastic straws took effect in Seattle. Since then, Starbucks and Marriott announced plastic straws and stirrers would be removed from their businesses. San Francisco is in the process of enacting a ban on straws and other plastic items, which would begin next July 1.

Disney also announced it will transition to refillable in-room amenities in hotels and cruise ships over the next few years.

Companies to ban plastic straws:

Alaska Airlines; Hyatt; Sea World Entertainment; Mc Donald’s; Royal Caribbean; Marriott International.

{It’s not just companies that are phasing out the use of plastic straws. Cities and states are taking action to reduce their negative impact on the environment as well; Seattle became the first big U.S. city to ban the use of plastic straws, beginning July 1 this year.}

Cities & States to ban plastic straws:

{Seattle; California, Hawaii. On the East Coast, New Jersey’s Monmouth Beach approved banning both plastic straws and bags, while in New York City a bill to ban plastic straws was introduced in May. In Florida, Miami Beach, Fort Myers Beach and St. Petersburg have all banned plastic straws.}

Kudos to you, my friends!

Fact:  1 million soft drink bottles are sold every minute around the world. Fact: last year, a study estimated that around eight million metric tons of our plastic waste enter the oceans from land each year. But, hey, “Science Friday” with Ira Flatow on NPR, just talked about the discovery of a plastic eating bacteria!! #hopeful

And yes, I’m a Pesce-Vegan. I eat fish. But, I will be the first to admit, the sea is raped too, polluted, & pillaged. Fish get tortured in their own way in droves in nets & suffer unnecessary deaths. They get farmed as well, in compact inhumane overcrowded tanks to feed on their own waste, they are genetically modified & multiplied just to be harvested for the sake of a buck. And unless I grow my own complete garden, buy small town local or from an organic horticulturist… My plant-based diet is killing little wild animals every single day when the big bad harvest machines go out into the big industrial farm fields & run over all the rodents, squirrels, rabbits, possums, birds, turtles & reptiles with nasty blades that shred them to bloody pieces.

We are no longer a species of hunter/gatherers we are rapists. We rape land. I’m well aware that the animal kingdom can be ruthless in and of itself. The animal kingdom perpetuates its own brand of torture amongst themselves with survival of the fittest, predatory instinctual behavior. They have a food chain to honor amongst themselves. Our job as humans is to oversee that kingdom, honor their natural design, while formulating our own design to coincide with them, to thus serve the survival needs of our own bodies, so we may activate our role on the food chain. But we have straight abused our right to partake of animal flesh, by taking it to a complete extremity. This, ladies & gentleman is the diabolical truth, & it’s ruining everything.

Do you know that chicken farms are disgracefully over crowded with genetically modified disfigured animal clones that are mass produced sometimes without faces even just for the sake of growing chicken wings?? Zillions of “wings” are mass produced every second in the US in filthy factory farms where the precious lives of animals are debased to the highest degree. Free range Shmee range. It’s all a marketing ploy.

And those workers…. How do they sleep at night? The entire diabolical operation was created solely for the purpose of one thing: to serve the real Jolly Green Giant… GREED. The almighty dollar in this case, trumps precious life & any kind of moral conscience of accountability. Way to go, you drone-fuck, justifying such a base job with the “I’m just supporting my family” card. Shame on you. There are plenty of other ways to make a living. Grow a garden & set up a stand in your front yard, work at a market or flower shop or local library, nursing home or college campus. Roof, build, paint, mow lawns for God’s sake. No one should ever think they have to surrender their moral culpability for a J. O. B.  Wake up. Snap out of it.

Chickens, cows, pigs, lambs, horses, ducks, goats, lobster, salmon… Yes, these precious lives MATTER, people. WE DON’T EVEN HAVE TO ABSTAIN! If we just chose to EAT LESS of these things, CUT our consumption IN HALF, only ate meat, cheese or fish on certain designated days half the time… We would be in way better shape! It’s that simple. Can’t we regulate ourselves & our families? Why does it look like we need a law to be passed in order to do the right thing by Mother Nature? It’s time to evolve. Moderation is key. How many times to we have to say it? It would resolve everything. All things currently off track would be restored back to balance. As we as humans learn how to balance our own behavior, the planet would grow to reflect that. It’s karma. It’s cause & effect. It is the mirror law.

Jesus once said a quote by Hermes Tresmegistus: “As within, so without, as above, so below.” This is what they meant.

As I said, way better shape… the high demand for livestock murder would consequently be lessened by our deliberate minimized consumption. Thus, Big Farm industries, Agribusiness & slaughter houses would begin to shut down one by one, until there are just a few local farms scattered about in our towns & cities, to accommodate our meat loving penchants on our designated occasions. We would no longer be gluttons of meat & dairy & seafood. We would be responsibly moderate in our consumption, mindful & morally correct instead. The abuse would eventually subside. The extremity of inhumane treatment & animal slaughter would rightfully decline. Anything is possible, if we work together as a human nation to regain the balance of our planet & responsibly restore her resources. Not to mention, the thousands of cow farts, belches & massive manure piles would be reduced, & the high levels of methane gas released into our environment (worse than vehicle emissions), would significantly drop down.

{There are currently approximately 1.3 to 1.5 billion cows grazing, sleeping, and chewing their cud at any given time on planet Earth. And these 1,300-pound (average weight for both a beef and dairy cow) animals eat a lot. Much like humans, when they eat, gas builds up inside of their guts and has to be expelled. Cows fart and burp… a lot. The result is a large amount of methane being introduced into the atmosphere.

In a 2006 United Nations’ Food and Agricultural Organization report, it claims that the livestock sector, most of which are cows, “generates more greenhouse gas emissions as measured in CO2 equivalent – 18 percent – than transport.”}

Matt Blitz – from “Do Cow Farts Actually Contribute to Global Warming?”

AWARENESS is the first step… this is why I write books & blogs. I’m really not a delusional Idealist. I am a Realist that believes in the power of Deliberate Creation. I’m a proponent of fair & just moral treatment of others & all the earth & its inhabitants. A person who disregards this concept disregards God. God is all creatures & all life forms. You do one dirty, you do them all dirty. You pollute the earth, you’re polluting God. You pollute your body, you’re polluting God’s body. You abuse an animal or child or person… you are abusing God. Everything is a temple. Treat it that way.

What ever happened to the word sacred? Have we become so desensitized by technology that nothing is SACRED anymore?? Maybe it’s not even that… maybe we have just become so accustomed to lies, that we believe them. What a shame.



Namaste ❤





Welcome to the Book Signing: come one, come all!


Attention! All INVITED to Jenay’s Book Signing on Thursday June 13, 6pm… @ Grand Cru Food & Wine @ Lumina Station WB, NC. Come to the beach, bring friends, hang out with me & a glass of velvety vino & catch your very own signed copy!


Purchase NOW on Amazon (below) or from me @ CRU. Cash preferred, debit/credit accepted. Can’t wait to see you there! Mister Dave Davis Will be making a special appearance with his famous Cherry Bombs! Lol Cheers! 💕


Namaste! TAP FOLLOW!!!!


Wanna read the book? Here’s the Intro


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Warning: Beware my dear faint of heart, with this book, I thee wed… the deal. It may carry a sizeable offense factor. If you live in a glass house on Thin Skin Lane, put—the—book—down, you might shrivel up into a million tiny quivering pieces & pop! The following pages are my views only, & do not reflect the views of the company I keep. That’s up to them to decide. If you’re game, then proceed accordingly! Cheers! #Be-A-closer

“All men are intrinsical rascals, & I am only sorry that, not a dog, I can’t bite them.

—Lord Byron

“I think we all need to go out into an empty field & just scream for about an hour.” —Wititudes


Everything heals. Your body heals. Your heart heals. The mind heals. Wounds heal. Your soul repairs itself. Your happiness is always going to come back. Bad times don’t last.”

Christiana Rutkowski

Let me start by saying… EVERYTHING HEALS. Thank God for small favors. Life, the Earth & her inhabitants & we the people here, are all self-cleaning mechanisms, wherefore we can drain the living shit out of all our resources & fashion a fateful folly land of flawed humanhood… for decades upon centuries… & with enough of the right kind of TLC, anything will eventually bounce back. Miracles are not as uncommon as one might think. Yes, everything heals, mends, regenerates, realigns, rebalances, recovers & restores, despite odds. That said, knowing all is not lost… I give you my razor-sharp analysis of the current state of affairs, with no holds barred, through an unrefined lens. Enjoy!

No doubt, our species has indeed gone rogue. The Earth is riddled with bizarre behavior, criminal conduct, & unruly, unkempt, uncouth, unraveling citizens. It’s no secret. It’s evident everywhere you turn. I’d like to believe in the inherent goodness inside of people, but the harsh truth of widespread subpar mediocrity remains. Our innate goodness is like a ball of rising sun… it is at first dim & as it rises to its greatness, it will either shine brightly, high in the sky, for all to see, bestowing light & nourishment or get clouded by fog behind a curtain of clouds & darken the whole damn party with a dull damp haze.

We may all have inherent goodness, but not all people let it shine. At our human core, we are a species of predators & prey & no sugar-coated theory about how we are saints & saviors will convince me otherwise. Sorry, but I’m not sorry. Folks everywhere have this lackluster laissez-faire attitude where they just roll with the punches until they get knocked out for the count, & just give up getting up. We are born creators… not pawns along for some ride on some gameboard of a dictator God monster with a pointy staff & a naughty & nice list. A rather large portion of the population does not seem to get that, though. Our species is suffering here. The universal omnipotent force of eternal Divine energy (God) is neutral & unbiased. It co-creates with us according to our freedom of will via our choices. If we do not exercise our free will, someone else, government, religion or some man-made machine will exercise it for you. And at that point, there are no guarantees it will be the best choice for all involved.

God damn it, we are in control of what we choose to think, feel, perceive, believe & focus on. This is the seat of the “freedom of will.” Remember people: what we focus on, we expand, & then thus experience. What we resist, persists, because we are thus focusing on it via disdain. It’s not rocket science. If a person wants to keep harping on the same thing over & over & over & over & over, they will continuously get the same results… disdain, disappointment, dysfunction, dis-ease. This disdain is essentially proving over & over & over again, their focused crappy theory, & thus the belief, being insidiously endorsed. Stop that! It’s YOUR brain… no one else’s. CHOOSE to see things another more improved way! Things will then thus change. It’s law. How we perceive things, people & circumstances is ALWAYS our choice. It’s not what happens to you, it’s how you handle it, perceive it, respond to it, comply with it. Here’s a bright idea>>> sway it all in your favor! Imagine>> (think, feel, visualize) the best outcome, the most beneficial dynamic, harmony, synergy, advantageous coincidence! Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN! #Boss

Last weekend a young man asked me how I remain so positive. “It seems all the negativity in the world doesn’t affect you,” he said. I had no more than a minute with the young man so I offered this: It’s all about where you choose to put your attention, and I choose to be happy.”

— Jason Mraz


by: Indie Goes Software App via Self Love Oracle Cards

{Changing the world is easier after one has learned to change oneself. Be the change you wish to see, & your world will shift.

We play victim whenever we want to deny the steps we can take to change the situations around us. This is not to say that we are never at the mercy of circumstances outside of ourselves. But this card reminds you that there is always something you can do, even if it’s to change your attitude and responses, and to start making different choices.

Everything we face in our lives is a consequence of past personal and collective choices that we’ve made. It is sometimes too easy to throw up our hands and claim that there’s nothing else that we can do. Well, whatever we say is so, becomes so.

We need to become aware that we always have power over our choices. If we feel that we are forced into certain decisions because of circumstances, we may actually be shutting our doors and denying our responsibility of searching for alternate solutions or making a stand against coercion.

This card is a strong invitation to start looking at what you can do, not what you cannot. Take responsibility for where you are and look at all of your options, including those that you may not have considered before. You can then reclaim your power to determine where you’re going.}

That said, I know there are those of us who have harnessed & are working towards or have already thus mastered the Law of Attraction, the power of positivity, of laughter, of snapping back quickly. Kudos to those of us who keep our eyes on the prize & behave accordingly, seeking mindful living, health & wellness, gratitude, & a depth of greater understanding. Furthermore, I believe very strongly that men & women can behave graciously toward each other when prompted. There are most definitely good people in the world. We can be courageous instruments of peace when called. When the situation heralds a heroic deed, hero or heroes incarnate, humans will drum up & gather in the name of justice & salvation.

We will rescue & restore our fellow man to safety & security til the cows come home & then some. But that is instinct. Our powerful capabilities lie deep within us to save each other, gain triumph & victory over apparent “evil forces” outside ourselves.  But what about the inherent evil that has been cultivated, bred & spread within our hearts, minds & bodies for centuries on end? We are enemies of ourselves most of all, victimizers & victims to the max. And THIS, my friends… is what this book is about.

At worst, humanoids are creatures of lust & hate, dreamers with dark hearts that have secret penchants for a spectrum of poisonous indulgences. A fast food drive thru can be found almost around every single corner in most towns & cities worldwide. I heard a guy say once, that in certain parts of Florida, there are more “Pain Clinics” than McDonalds’. America has multiple chains of smoke shops & vape stores. {More than 3.6 million CHILDREN used E-Cigs in 2018. 1 in 5 high school students use E-Cigs}

TODAY, as I write these words, the Surgeon General sounded an ALARM on Vaping. The U.S. Surgeon General, Dr. Jerome Adams, issued a WARNING, calling it an “epidemic” & a massive threat to public health. “Our youth & teens are in serious jeopardy,” he stated. The carcinogens & mind-altering nicotine in these pens & pipes are harmful to the developing brain, lungs, throat & overall health. It might not be LSD, bong hits, E pills, or kegger parties these days, but kids today sure do know how to inhale that almighty nic fit saturated vaper cloud. (guilty!)

We have multiple chains of liquor stores, hookah lounges, kava & kratom bars, weed bars, wine bars, breweries, vineyards, sex shops, strip clubs, brothels, casinos, addictive gaming & gambling outlets, pharmacy after pharmacy, kill stations we call farms that mass produce animals for all the products we lavishly require daily.

We consume sugar, soda, meat, dairy & high fructose corn syrup way past any reasonable limit. Our bodies fight & kick & scream daily. Our bodies work so hard to keep us healthy, toxin free, energetic, disease free, limber, flexible, strong & restorative. But we challenge it constantly. We abuse our bodies, poison our minds, sting our hearts with anger, fear, frustration, stress, resentment, jealousy & self-loathing. The human being is a bittersweet specimen. While compassionate & kind, we are reckless & irrational. While grateful & generous we are blamers & thieves. We all live on the same block.

Not to mention, regarding the “hate” part, our jails, prisons, penitentiaries, work release programs & juvenile detention centers are all overflowing, over crowded, backed up & more populated with inmates than ever before in human history.

Did someone say: “Prison Industrial Complex?”

That said, adding to the greed machine we call government, there is basically a bounty on each & every one of those heads, to keep them locked up, or caught in the system. Our so called “fair” judicial system conveniently referred to as the “Dept of Justice,” was designed with all kinds of deliberate pitfalls so to be a revolving door for the sake of business.

To validate this even further, Prisons have now become privatized. Prisons have owners, investors & people that buy stock in them. When they are built or expanded, it is a new space that needs inventory. So, from a business standpoint, these jail houses must then secure & proliferate product which will generate profit. Bodies are their most valuable product, convicted criminals their pay dirt, recidivism their Ace in the hole. The Court system, the prisons & local politicians are all in bed with each other, for a buck. Keeping the supply high, with arrests & convictions that never end. Keeping everybody’s belly full & pockets fat. It’s the name of the game.

{According to the Vera Institute of Justice, incarceration costs an average of more than $31,000 per inmate, per year, nationwide. In some states, it’s as much as $60,000. Taxpayers foot the bill for feeding, housing and securing people in state and federal penitentiaries. May 19, 2017}

Our prisons are chock full of men & women alike who repeatedly commit crimes against their neighbor as a lifestyle. Whether it is due to low income, poor education, ghetto demographics, OR NOT, there is a metropolis of all types of people turned criminals who are hemmed up in the system for all types of reasons. Crime doesn’t discriminate. Humans are prone. Black, white, blue, red, rich or poor. From dirty cops, to the “shooter,” to the Ponzi scheme frauds, the backyard gun slingers, dope smugglers, petty thieves, aggravated assaulters, prostitutes, johns, drunks, rapists, molesters, killers, drug addicts, sex traders, terrorists, bullies, bank robbers. And what’s worse? Rehabilitation for these folks is scant. Prisons more likely produce droves of people in & out of that revolving door that are better criminals than when they got there.

When they are released, most of these people barely have “reintegration” programs, “anger management” classes, therapy, counselling, job placement assistance, support groups… especially for men. Rather, they have Parole Officers who are waiting to violate them. These guys have children & families they must learn how to reengage with. Most convicts have poor coping skills for real world living. Everything is provided for them in the “three hots & a cot” realm of robot lock up. Not to mention, they have built walls behind those walls, to likely protect themselves. Hearts have been hardened. Nothing good ever came from a cold, or closed, broken, barrier laden, armored heart.

Incarceration in the United States is one of the main forms of punishment and rehabilitation for committing felony and other offenses. We have the largest prison population in the world, and the highest per-capita incarceration rate. In 2016 in the US, according to stats floating around online, there were 655 people incarcerated per 100,000 population. This is the US incarceration rate for adults or people tried as adults.

Do you really know who your neighbors are? Many people just pass time. They just sit around & wonder why they are nowhere with nothing, while they binge watch another endless paradoxical drama likely saturated with distorted realities. Instead of striving to be better, more enhanced versions of themselves, they breed mixed feelings, laziness, lack, limitation, loss, worry, fear, & bad genes of dysfunctional stories, bad habits & conflicted programs. They continue the unsavory trends of delusion.

People seem to have this diluted sense of self. They grovel at the foot of a dictator God called “He” & then run around town with a false sense of sovereignty. This counterfeit sovereignty eventually fails them because they have forfeited personal responsibility, as if some great deity in the sky is in autonomous control. Then they blame God when something bad happens. Religion is a big toilet that needs to be flushed. Spirituality is what’s real. Spirituality is being true to the Divinity in oneself. Religion is a business. Religion is a busted bicycle that has a wobbly tire & only one set of brakes that half ass work. Spirituality is an internal quiet commitment to honor the God in yourself & everyone else equally. Hence the meaning of the word: Namaste.

Amen, means: Yes! In this case, Yes! to the lies. Yes! to a corpse hanging from a tree that came to save us all from our sinner selves. Jesus Christ is a historic figurehead whom with which likely lived on this Earth with a sincere sacred mission to make an instrumental mark on humanity. And YES! He did learn & develop via the Eastern teachings of Eastern religion, the Kabbalah & the Great Ancient & wise nomads that fasted & meditated, practiced Yoga & Tantra & Zen life & essentially are responsible for the Zen culture trends that we have today. Unlike what the Bible reveals, this Jesus savior dude studied at the University of Buddha.

WWJD? This slogan is viral because Jesus was a perfect example of what a person should look like, when living out a righteous life path here, in this earthly 3-dimensional reality. Why does religion feel this compelling need to keep spinning this died, buried & rose from the dead tale? Why is this crucifixion story at the center of every single service & sermon? Christian radio stations beat a dead horse over & over & over with this hanging on a cross story. It’s nauseating & exhausting. He died for your sins? Took away the sin of the world? God gave his only son… to save us from ourselves? Great… let’s be done with it then. Give it a rest. Let’s move on.

This is my daily affirmation: (Say it along with me!)

“The Sovereign sword of my conscious awareness cuts through the mire of disdain and disorder and dysfunction and disconnection and disillusion and disaster, disappointment, & discontent. I free unhealthy attachments, obsessions & what no longer serves me here. I release all expectations & live in the now fully. I am seated within perfect love & illumined by the God Force, empowered by peace. Wellness is my eternal state. Warm vibrations clothe me. I trust the processes of life. I know the blessed Universe is my sole provider. The Universe is my unlimited source. Abundant prosperity is a constant flow even within the ides of polarity. My soul is bright, glowing & on fire with a passion for expanding love, light & prosperous gain. I am rich, rewarded & worthy of recognition. I am a channel for ascension on Gaia & an intermediary transmitting the promise of peace to all warrior souls. I am cleansed, purified & sanctified within the moment of now. All is forgiven. All is Grace. Resentments fade. I am free!”

Life is all about belief. It’s all that matters. It’s from where all else stems. It is packed with all the nooks and crannies that compose & comprise a life of experiences. The region of us where thoughts roam & frolic is the brain. Picture a big giant grassy backyard where a bunch of different kinds of kids & dogs are at play just jumping & frolicking about, splishy splashy through the sprinkler or tossing a ball. These thoughts that roam & frolic are the individual threads that weave the fabric of our beliefs. What we then thus believe, we live out & experience thereof.

Some of these beliefs are buried. Ingrained so deep into the depths of our subconsciousness that we are totally unaware that they are undermining our good or sabotaging our greatness in the present. Consequently, we are baffled. We may blame others or circumstances for our undesirable experiences, totally disregarding that whatever occurs in our personal landscape is due solely to our beliefs, whether visible to the rational mind or not.

The consciousness of our minds is a tricky animal. It is invisible & intangible & so many times a challenge to see, grasp or hold into place. It could thereof be rather easy to dismiss or not take responsibility for. But be advised… the multifaceted & layered dimensions of our consciousness are very important for us to unveil, garden, tidy up, spring clean, weed, prune, groom, thus maintain, preserve, protect & praise. Our beliefs are seated in that backyard. Those beliefs are the culprits to all that we experience & express, create & manifest. It’s very crucial to know what kinds of beliefs they are. So rationally, we may rewire as needed. Realigning ourselves to what is true, right, useful & practical & positively progressive from all the wrong concepts we may have been taught, trained or brainwashed to believe from past programs & patterns & people’s flawed projections & shoddy or shady influences.

I really do believe that I have more goodness in my pinky finger than many choice folks have in their whole body. By no means, does this imply I’m a flawless little Angel. It just means this: murderers & rapists may love their mothers & pets, have gardens & know how to whip up a good bowl of pasta but, that doesn’t mean they are good people. Redeeming qualities in a psychopath don’t make him any less of a savage force of reckless behavior. I am a firm believer in the inherent goodness in people, but not all people tap into it. They basically run around their whole lives with screaming potentials (literally) dying to be fulfilled. Dr. Wayne Dyer talks about having music left in you, never getting your song out. Droves of folks live & die without ever tuning in.

Or, people run around, rather, nourishing the darkness within them instead of the light & their inherent goodness lies dormant until their soul is set free at physical death. Then, they get yet another go of it via reincarnation, or they meld into some ethereal energy abyss where they can just be miserable the whole live long day in some false ether world miscreated on the astral plane somewhere. Don’t quote me on that, but you know what I mean.

I am not in the business of hurting people, shaming people, condemning or criticizing, I am in the business rather, of justice & truth, plain & simple. That said, multiple individuals in the natural proprietary blend of the world population are oppressive, unloving, cruel, misguided, greedy, self-absorbed, self-centered, & self-serving. Like an antiquated black & white horror movie eerily flickering in the corner of a creepy dark room, the people of the world have been hypnotized like zombies, strung up like slaves, & utterly brainwashed, in a most ghastly tormented way. We have built & bred a culture & civilization of suffering, sickness, disease, pain, fear, heartache, anger, violence, injustice, backwards beliefs, unnecessary sacrifice, blindness, numbness, limit, lack, self-loathing & self-pity that weakens our spirit, drains our bodies, corrupts the files of our minds & sucks our souls right out like a villainous vacuum cleaner.

Who are the ringleaders? Who is the captain? Who is the sheriff of Shitshowtown? Well, anyone who exercises, & enforces leadership & authority with fear & control, deprivation, intimidation, manipulation, tyranny, dichotomy, bureaucracy, fascism, racism, sexism, terrorism, war, destructive division, & harmful competition. The insidious implementation of these morally bankrupt things/thugs has turned our world into a breeding ground of humans that are significantly subpar & devoid of honest principles & authentic intentions.

The planet has now been decorated with a bunch of misunderstood mutants holding on to each other for dear life. We live in a land of crawlers instead of walkers. The planet is strewn with people who believe their own lies & concede to produce & perpetuate whole generations of pissants & Pinocchios. The sludge is beginning to float to the top. It is time to call it like it is. Don’t mind if I do.

Some might say I need sensitivity training, but I say:


(Acronym for: Go-Fuck-Yourself).

Yep, I really just said that.

Let’s begin…

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Karma: Snapping out of it.

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We come through our parents. We are not them. They are the channel through which we travel here to coexist & co-create with others upon this planet earth in a 3 dimensional reality that has been set forth for us to grace. That said, let’s acknowledge also that we are free then, to be ourselves, to behave as we see fit, & honor the integrity of our individuality &/or soul calling despite “where we came from,” despite our genes, despite our family customs & traditions, & most of all… despite what false programs, sinister dramas, toxic thought patterns or flawed belief systems have been super imposed on us most times without our permission. Subliminally, subconsciously, or blatantly ingrained by parents, guardians, family, friends, teachers, media, government, religion, & advertisement, each & every one of us have been influenced in our youth. By the time we all reach a certain human age, we become aware of the power of personal choice. We each have a turning point from child to adult where we each learn that we are solely responsible for what we create for our selves & lives. At which time, we can either reject that or accept that, & develop & move forward accordingly. Blame game, or proactive co-creator? Your choice, friends.


What’s in it? A current, relevant, brutally honest, playfully amusing, brilliantly badass sketch of the human condition. Saturday Night Live anyone?

An awakening is at hand for the human species, & this non-fiction stack of pages is a reality check which details how we must rise to that occasion with a sword of optimal awareness. America’s underbelly is real. The world’s underbelly is real. The hoax, the lies, the mistruths. The state of our affairs. The state of our union. Civil unrest. Domestic & international unrest. A hard look at the corruption of our culture. Animal rights. Equal rights. Men & women & the #MeToo movement. The Opioid fiasco. The Twelve Step Program revisited. The need for a mass school curriculum & education system overhaul. Big Pharma. Big Agribusiness. The Military Industrial Complex. The Prison Industrial Complex. Politics gone rogue. Religion versus spirituality. History exposed. Ancient truths versus the world today. Sex redefined. The age of Super Porn. The Dark Web. Climate change. Environmental protection. Green living. Food awareness. The importance of Moderation. What is a Vegan influenced lifestyle. Sickness & disease prevention. Depression, suicide, karmic detox, explained. Law of Attraction. Positive affirmation. A resource guide for everything under the sun. This book is infused, with entertaining personal references, a smart mouth & nothing less than… self-empowerment, on every level.

Revealing beyond your wildest dreams, you won’t be able to take your eyes off it. Don’t spend one more salivating second serenaded by surfacy pomp. Treat yourself to the TRUTH, today, friend, you deserve it!

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Who She is.

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About the Author

My name is Jenay (JZapp), I was born in the hurricane season circa 1974, which makes perfect sense, because I certainly do like ta shake shit up. I am a writer. I write & write & write, that’s what I do. I came out of the womb with a fat lip from fighting off the earthlings tryin’ to pull me out onto this godforsaken land. No doubt I was snapping gum (if a toothless baby could snap gum), sporting a green sun visor, brandishing a pen & white legal pad, making lists & taking notes. It was September 18th, which was the five year anniversary of the death of Jimi Hendrix, bell-bottoms were en vogue, Eric Clapton’s cover of “I Shot the Sheriff” just hit the Billboard top 100, & it was fondly the era of the sexual revolution, better known as “Free Love.”

I knew how to write before I could talk or walk if that makes any sense. If writing was a faucet of running gold…. I would be the Queen of England, Egypt, and 12 other great empires. I would live in a golden castle with a golden cat & eat golden cucumbers. Diamond chips would be shooting out of my fingertips. Writing is what I do best. It’s how I live. It’s what I know. It’s timeless. It’s healing. It’s cathartic. It releases unwanted emotions. It exonerates. It liberates. It validates. It vindicates. It provides resolutions, answers, clues, closure, knowledge, information, wisdom, comic relief & enlightenment. I NOW HAVE THREE published books available on

I am most definitely a wordsmith. Frankly, I have way too much fun with words, I can’t resist. I have some serious spunk & there’s no denyin’ my audacious attitude. I am my own brand of freelance writer & reporter of current, relevant, buzzworthy topics. I write colorful articles, create moods, stir things up, am brutally honest & have no apologies, & if ya don’t like me, oh well.

I’d like to think that my writing style is a blended firestorm of bursting color, & a healthy trail mix of Saturday Night Live, Sarah Silverman, Marisa Peer, Esther Hicks, Bob Marley, Bono, Kathy Lee & Hoda, Jimmy Fallon & a tiny sweet little dash of the Royal Renegade of radio… Dr. Michael Savage. I am a melting pot of many influential people. You don’t have to agree with me. I don’t have to always be right. I will say it how I see it, anyway.
I am a poet. I claim poetic license to the max, in or out of rhyme. I am an Artist of Word Art. What I write is deliberate. The English language is a “living” language that is still evolving. It’s not Latin. “Proper” grammar or sentence structure, etcetera, etcetera… may or may not apply here, thereof. So those of you who either may be nitpickers or English majors, put on some sunglasses, put your feet up, & flip on some tunes, cause nobody’s countin’ commas at this party.

If you read through my blog (Tap FOLLOW!)… you will find that I am a bit of a diplomat, pleasantly patriotic and am quite an ambassador for female empowerment and principles. I’m also a tried & true Culinary Grad, a foodie for sure, & recently embarked upon a Vegan lifestyle, so I feature plenty of nutrient-rich intel. As a “recovered addict,” reformed Catholic, abuse & rape survivor, I am a significant advocate for addicts, those in recovery, victims of abuse, animal rights, anyone ready to embrace their power & improve the quality of their life. I wear a hero helmet most days that reads: “power to the people” on the front, and “justice” on the back. I believe in equality, respect, unity, peace, & the eternal Divine force of Universal Law.

Furthermore, I am an Empath. This means I have the gift of clairsentience which loosely translated, means: “clear sensing.” And thus, I have a supersonic capacity to feel, sense energy & experience everything in detailed technicolor. Empathic souls absorb more than non-empathic people. We typically have a deeper understanding of life… & not by choice. We are born sensitives. I literally feel the pain of a wine-soaked drowning fruit fly. It gets even more amplified when I’m high… lol. Look out! She’s a philosopher!

This hyper-developed sensory perception has given me the ability to channel intel from higher dimensions, & over years of continued contact, I have become fluent in these transmissions via writing. In addition, empaths are the arch nemesis of narcissists… which is probably why I tend to have a bone to pick (more like 5 or 10) with any kind of controlling, egocentric, self- serving, dictatorial non-diplomacy.

What I stand for is non-denominational, non-affiliated, nonpartisan & all-inclusive. I am an amplifier of goodness & Light. It could be said that I am a proactive agent for the greater good. I espouse positive thinking. I consider myself a leader in the Conscious Revolution, a Light Guide/Life Coach/Spiritual advisor all rolled into the cool girl next door. Thanx for reading!


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Why is this book so important?


Because THIS is what’s in it!

A much-needed CURRENT, RELEVANT, brutally honest LOOK at human behavior at large. Comical as may be, America’s underbelly is real. The World’s underbelly is real. The hoax, the lies, the mistruths. The state of our union. Civil unrest. Domestic & International unrest. A deep dive into the corruption of our culture. Animal rights. Equal rights. An unbiased look at men & women & the #metoo movement.

The opioid fiasco. The Twelve step program revisited. The need for a mass school curriculum & education system overhaul. Big Pharma. Big Agribusiness. The Military Industrial Complex. The Prison Industrial Complex. Politics gone rogue. Religion versus spirituality. History exposed. Ancient truths versus the world today. Real sex & our health. The age of Super Porn. The Dark Web.

Climate change. Environmental protection. Green living. Food awareness. The importance of practicing Moderation. What is a Vegan influenced lifestyle. Sickness & disease prevention. Depression, Suicide, Karmic detox EXPLAINED. Law of Attraction. Positive affirmation. A resource guide for everything under the sun. This book is INFUSED with my entertaining personal references, smart mouth & nothing less than… Self-EMPOWERMENT, on every level. Brace yourself… She’ll crack ya up too!

Certain books ya just HAVE to have. Certain books are game changers. Certain books lead you to yourself. Certain books lead you to open doors. Certain books make you better, wiser, stronger, more tuned in. Certain books validate all you once wondered about. Certain books liberate ya. Certain books ground ya & uplift ya all in one feisty cocktail of yin & yang. Certain books bring unexpected miracles & magic. Certain books wake ya up in unexpected really cool ways. Certain books pop a good hearty great giggle. Certain books, ya just—can’t— put—down!

THIS BOOK will rock your world & the next 10 people u come into contact with.





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Props to my peeps

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Who are the significant people in your life? Who matters? Who are the ones that actually make a difference? Who are the souls that stay for a spell? The ones that have no expectations or ulterior motives, no secret agendas…? Who are the ones who chime in just at the right time, call when you need it, chop it up on a Sunday afternoon? The minds that make changes to your path, rock you out of comfort zones, shift your perspective, rain on bad habits, get in the way of bad decisions?

Who are the ones who support you, are your voice of reason, your comic relief, your fans? The ones who encourage you, bring you a coffee, take you to a movie, out for ice cream, sushi, or whip up a good home cooked meal? Who are the hearts that amplify your gifts, magnify goals, shed light, motivate your inner dragon, remind you of who you are, validate your greatness even on a grey rainy day?

Who are the kidders that remind you of how cute your flaws are, let you be you, let you be free, sleep, rest & recharge? Who are those magnetic personalities that bring out the fierce, the fun & funny as hell, bring out the best, redirect your inner promise to be a better you? Who are those SPECIAL ROCK STARS that respect &  honor your beauty & tenure…?

Hmmmmm. Name 3. Animals included. Consider yourself a very lucky dog if you can. Have more?  Wow… beyond blessed status. 

Me? Weeeeeeeeelll, I have a few choice selections.  YOU KNOW who you are. Old, new… Love you!!!

Hugs & kisses forever! May your karmic wheel of fortune spin in lovely  fortuitous directions!

Warm Regards Always,

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Porn: a HARD look

Greetings, I forgot that we live in a land of SHORT ATTN SPANS. You may either read this in its entirety or this delectable Blog-u-series comes in 5 Parts.

Porn: a HARD look/ Part 1

Porn: a HARD look/Part 2

Porn: a HARD look/ Part 3

Porn: a HARD look/Part 4

Porn: a HARD look/Part 5

I personally invite you to join me in this erotic exploration into all the many dimensions of visual & virtual sex in our society, the history thereof, info you didn’t know & all the little dirty secrets we humans hold dear. What the heck are ya waiting for? Dive in. Geez. Don’t be an AMATEUR.

Track 1: Bonjour 

Welcome to my Blog, my online magazine where I introduce awesome topics I think need the spotlight. I have chosen to publish this article on this lovely November Wednesday afternoon, because it is humorously suited for a day nicknamed “Hump Day.” In addition, tonight is quite significantly a New Moon which means new beginnings. Some like to harness the energy of the new moon in order to fulfill their visions, as do I. Not to mention, the moon has just entered Scorpio yesterday for two days only, which is perfectly synchronized with the salacious theme of this blog post, for the astrological sign of Scorpio is the most sexually layered & charged of all the signs. Timing is everything.

There is that moment for every artist, musician, author, director, producer, lead voice, creative staff, cast or team holding the completion of a brilliant work in their hands… where they finally feel inclined to set it free. It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s published! It’s official! Thank you for having me…

If you prefer to listen along… press play when prompted, at each juncture (the last being: Final Thought.) Flaws, outside noise, cat, wind chimes, my silly personality… included. Be advised. 

Also, off the bat… don’t be shy. SHARE this link with your followers & friends when you’re through! Down below, post-blog, there is a plethora of social media share buttons as well as a “Reply Box,” USE IT! 🙂 Questions, comments, suggestions, ideas, your two sense… ALL WELCOME HERE, friends & pals! Go for it…

Track 2: Fabulous Intro: 

The following Blog Article is Rated M for Mature Audiences.


Warning: graphic sexually explicit images & material. Reader & viewer discretion advised.

*Disclaimer: WordPress & the Author claim no responsibility for Virgin Eyes.

Attention: all non-virgin eyes… don’t forget to click on all red links & visually inspect all the educational Slide Shows. Note: the arrow/pause feature is available for your convenience.

Whoo-Whee! Buckle your

I mean>>>>(unbuckle your belts), friends & neighbors… there’s so much FUN! up ahead. Prepare—for—-take off…

Small print: Side effects may vary.


il_fullxfull-140323350on a life-size lily pad on a sparkly pond in a hidden captive forest, there was only one single solitary lovely beautiful maiden princess, in all the land. The prodigious populous of fair fellas was jonesin’ big time, as you might imagine. For, the only action they ever got was when the circus came to town once a year. A sexy squad of wild little winsome acrobats, belly dancers, contortionists, gypsies & fortune tellers would sneak out of their tents in lacy little panties, & skip off to their steamy one night trysts. All the rest of the 364 days of the year, the menfolk were abandoned to languish in loneliness with a sinfully celibate shared misery that saturated the air with a heavy ho-hum. With one small minuscule flicker of hope, they were left only to pine after that precious Lily Pad Princess, hoping somehow she would be set free.

Little miss cream-cycle pie, was dainty & well behaved & kept ever so safely in a shatterproof blown glass bubble. Twinkly butterflies & fairies would come frolic & play with her ribbony golden locks, for they had supernatural skills & could pass through like a phantom mist. She would bat her long luxurious eyelashes ever so politely. She would blow kisses from her cherry plum puffy soft lips ever so deliciously. Her skin was aromatic, velvety, luminous & tasted like cotton candy. She was naked & ever so alluring to any voyeur… but no prince or pauper could have her. All the princes in all the kingdom lusted after her tender voluptuous appearance. But no prince or warrior or any male suitor of any kind would ever have the chance to penetrate that impervious  enchanted bubble.

For aaaaallll eternity to infinity & beyond the undiscovered moons & planets in all the other Universes… she lay displayed behind a spellbound sealed glass cage, the prettiest prisoner, all alone. Poor sweet thing wept so much sometimes that the bubble filled up with her tears & she floated to the top. Her burning desire to be flirtatiously fondled & playfully prodded by her strong strapping valiant (well endowed) hero was so white hot that sometimes the glass began to buckle. The little fairy folk would bounce off in fear their wings & wands might melt. She was such a lonely lonely girl, just yearning for those  irresistible affectionate hands & that arousing ticklish touch. She will never know the love or lusty pursuit of a man, never reach mind blowing heights of phenomenal ecstasy, never partake of that intoxicating sweet succulent nectar. Lol…

Why, you ask? Some random witch curse, of coarse. 🙂

All the men in the kingdom gathered & made bets & had contests to see who would be mighty enough to break the Evil Spell. They drew their swords often & testosterone filled the air. The tension in the villages so dense it could smother a butterfly. Clouds hung low. Flowers wouldn’t grow. The sun only came up for an hour a day. Wolves howled. Bugs bit. Cats & dogs would street fight to the kill. The long slow heavy echo of the church bell tolled, with a macabre foreboding tone, as if the very Angel of Death was standing on the horizon peering down with beady eyes. People were being hung & decapitated, tied to a ball & chain for petty crimes, like looting, vandalism & arson. The starving landscape wreaked of a fallen empire. Life was a painful royal drag. The future looked grim for these gentlemen folk.

What came next, you ask…? The invention of Pornography, of course. Lesson one, kids: whomever said that “NECESSITY is the mother of invention,” was RIGHT!

Result? No more bloodshed in the battlefield, or scrappy scuffles in the barnyard. All the heathens cleaned up their acts & got dirty minds instead. Flowers bloomed, fruit trees grew, the sunshine bathed the sand, sea, sky, castles & countryside. All the animals began to sing together in perfect harmony. Joy filled the air. All the land was filled with a fool’s folly & carefree magical merriment! Ahhhh, sweet RELIEF!

Take that! Ya ugly witch with evil spells… who needs ya?!

Curse Shmurse. The maiden’s bubble suddenly burst! And all the men lined up gleefully to tag her. Secrets, whispers, & wishes unleashed into the air like a frenzied fire rattling off glorious sizzling sparks against a dark midsummer night sky. With a fast beating heart, she shook, she shuddered, tossed, & trembled as she was teased ferociously. Endorphins flew, erections grew, as her ravenous hot body was set free! One by one, every single red-blooded, rough & tumble man from far & wide  showed up for this lusty gang bang of the century. This horny little Lily Pad Princess had her ass in the air, a dick in her mouth, a tongue in her pussy, a twinkle in her eye… and voila! The very first Porn Star was BORN!!


Who said I couldn’t be a naughty little storyteller?


More than 4,599,000,000 hours of porn were watched on just Pornhub alone, in just one year. That’s equal to 5,246 centuries!

giphy (11)_1Message_1540254745610 (2)Ciao, my name is Jenay, I am the Author of this fabulous piece.
I can’t even begin to tell ya how long it took to refine this. The diamond quality you are about to conceive was built block by block like the damn Pyramid of Giza. Truth be told, I am constantly striving to be a better person, day to day, hour to hour… I’m a damn blue blooded human ticking time bomb just like the next gal. This life can be an uphill, knock down, drag out battle sometimes, I don’t claim exemption & I don’t always make the grade. But what I do make… is this promise: to keep going, learning, growing & uplifting my peers & generation to greater heights of awareness & joy. So, even though this blog post might appear to contain taboo or unsavory subject matter… rest assured, my friends, that this will be an authentic learning experience for your heart, soul, mind… and body… just as it was for me. Cheers!
That said, I was wondering what it would be like to write about the most coveted experience on earth: SEX. So, I  fashioned this article. Plus, I am not particularly having any at the present time (plan to change that soon) (I can be reached at: just kidding), so I figured it would be a good way to channel my inner porn star. Pent up sexual energy reigns supreme when you are an artist, musician or writer. Untapped (lol) potential is unfurled… Masterpieces are born! Ah yes, happy birthday, sweet Masterpiece. 
Similarly… lament, loss, grief, despair & sadness are a fine catalyst for creativity as we all well know. From screaming at the top of our lungs in cars, to in the shower like a blubbering fool, to drowning in buckets of rain, to the ‘ole dramatic “I can’t go on without you” collapse. We’ve all had these once or twice in our lives. Me, more than I’d like to admit. Blame it on the melodramatic European blood, vino, garlic knots & meat-a-ballz-a… I guess, I love hard, & lose hard. But, we all know that the greatest love stories are built on these whirlwind romances that rip & roar through lives like ruthless windstorms. And, so it goes… the ‘ole heart wrenching, mountain moving, tear jerking, heavy hapless breakup songs sure do come in handy. Our special thanks… to Madame Adele & Sir Sam Smith for the brooding odes to tortured souls… that keep us moving… even when the ball & chain  seems near impossible to dismantle. Note: the big giant neon blinking sign up ahead that reads: “This too shall pass…”
Blink——blink! Blink——blink!
And, ah yes, gotchyour tail caught in the ‘ole perfumy dozen roses “In Luuuuuuuv trap?” All aboard! Next stop… Smittentown!
Who doesn’t like a honeymoon phase? 
(Can’t wait for my next great one!)
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Welcome to Flirt City! Nothin’ like a super sexy marvelous muse to tap into, fire up the passions, light up the loins, rock pictures off walls. Nothin’ like the untamed rebel rousing of a feisty playmate to tease the daylights outta ya, tangle up your hair, put scratches on your back, smack marks on yer ass, love bites on yer boobs, whirlwind the whole dang bedroom, scare the hell outta the dogs, & royally piss off the neighbors. Gotta love a good ‘ole warm & tingly, home-grown knockin’ boots sesh.  
I am workin’ with the latter (unfortunately), & today I will be a mouthpiece (hahaha), for reason & rationale, according to a just healthy balanced superior human race. It’s time to take the pulse of our porn-obsessed culture, see how much we really do ingest & how it affects us. I will do my very best to speak an impartial truth, so you may decide for yourself what you endorse based on the facts & my wise, wildly entertaining assessment, of course. May this honest look at our society be the bellwether for another sexual revolution. This time, a refined soul-infused version. Thank you for joining me. Let’s begin! 

“The World Wide Web: an all you can eat buffet of porn.”

—Addicted to Porn: Chasing the Cardboard Butterfly (2017)

To all the dashing pleasure seekers out there & to all the balls to the wall insatiable fantasy skin flick consumers who crave, & crave, & crave, then engage in a hot pursuit across smut town with roaring siren songs & fire hose-like body parts ready to spew that especial sauce. We know you like to touch, stroke, squeeze, & rub one out again & again & over again, time & time again in multiple sessions daily. Never fear! The Digital Age is here!! Dunt da da da! The internet is at your service, with bells on! Bells… & pretty much that’s it, really.

Track 3: Bold Beginnings!

Fuck, suck, bob, weave, bend, stretch, hover, twerk, jerk, sit, spin, straddle, squirt, flirt, spit, lick, slap, push, pull, rotate, penetrate. All for your viewing pleasure made especially to satisfy your every whim.

On the precipice of pleasure (dot, dot, dot) : Porn was born!

Let’s see…

Let’s talk stats for just a brief momento…

Men’s Journal Article on Women & Porn. Click here!



-Enough porn was watched in 2016 on this one website (Pornhub) that all the data would fill 194,000,000 USB sticks. If you put the USB sticks end to end, they’d wrap all the way around the moon!!!

-In 2017 alone, Pornhub got 28.5 BILLION visits. That’s almost 1,000 visits a second, or 78.1 million a day—way more than the population of the entire United Kingdom.
-In 2016, 91,980,225,000 videos were watched on Pornhub. That’s 12.5 videos for every person on the planet.
-Also, more than 4,599,000,000 hours of porn were watched on the site in just one year. That’s equal to 5,246 centuries.


{Men are just jerkin’ it so much these days… that Pornhub decided to make it GREEN!}

“Adult video website Pornhub has developed an environmentally friendly way to charge your phone and other mobile devices… while you masturbate. Dubbed the “Wankband,” the new, wearable device generates electricity via a valve that generates and stores energy with an up-and-down motion such as a back-and-forth motion of the wrist. The energy is stored with an internal kinetic charger.”

Check out porn stats here

“Twenty years ago, if you were to mention the word “porn” in a social setting, you might have been perceived as “weird” or just plain “crazy.” Today, however, with the widespread accessibility of the internet and the pornification of mass media, porn is no longer taboo. In fact, now, it’s completely normalized, and you’re “weird” or “crazy” if you don’t have a porn habit.”


In the old days, in the eighties & nineties when I was a teen, I was messing with the rabbit ears on top of the 50lb TV set for a fuzzy Cinamax Adult Swim or raiding in between mattresses & diggin’ into sock drawers tryin’ to get away with finding & viewing porn. Today circa 2018-19, cheap thrills are very trendy. Vivid, explicit, gay, straight, Bi, Trans, amateur, pro, soft & hardcore porn is so accessible… that all it takes is a click. Clickity click click! If you have a 12 year old, who is naturally curious & has access to Wi Fi… ya better have “the talk” like now, Scoob… before they see things they cannot unsee.

SLIDESHOW: Rabbit Ears

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Check this out, all parent people:


Enter stage left:! Pornhub is the world’s leading free porn site. Choose from millions of hardcore videos that stream quickly and in high quality, including amazing VR (Virtual Reality) Porn. Wow. For all you fetish, feasters, & freaks out there… looks like it doesn’t get any better than that.

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20 tantalizing things you never knew about Pornhub John-Michael Bond— Sept 27 at 1:30AM | Last updated July 16 at 12:14PM

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Skin Flick Fever

Poem by me 2018

At your fingertips, on demand, in secret, justa slight of hand.

Slow motion, at your discretion, fast & hard, no pregnancy or protection.

Pretend, imagine, wish. Wet, whip, spank. Stimulate, arouse, kiss. Pump, grind, yank.

Flip me over, tie my hands, pull my hair, lay your plans.

To your liking, as you please, tailor made for the biggest tease!



Just as prostitution is the oldest profession, pornography is the oldest expression. It’s no surprise. Human’s have always had a secret penchant for the sensual & seductive. WordPress will not allow media with explicit sexual ACTS, therefore I am limited in showing the most accurate depictions I’ve unearthed, of pornography through the ages. It is the most antiquated guilty pleasure, & through my research, I have found many graphic examples dating back to the beginning of time in Greece, Egypt, Rome, France, India, Africa, Asia & the Aztecs in Mexico.

Nudity & explicit sex acts depicted in Art, sculpture, hieroglyphics, drawings & the more recent photography have been ever-present within our human civilization. Even ancient folks found a way to record the ole tits & ass & schlong on a slab of stone here & there. The Greeks composed statues of these ripped bods of strapping athletes, heroes, & gods. They were made with unrealistic small genitalia because back in those days, a large erect penis was was considered Barbaric. A small flaccid penis portrayed self control, composure, class, loyalty & prudence as opposed to bestiality, stupidity, lust or gluttony. They associated a big cock with the devil.

You are now entering THE BONE YARD
PHALLUS:  a lil ole noun.

[a penis, especially when erect (typically used with reference to male potency or dominance).
an image or representation of an erect penis, typically symbolizing fertility or potency.]

dick (taboo, slang)
prick (taboo, slang)
tool (taboo, slang)
cock (taboo, slang)
wang (US, slang)
knob (British, taboo, slang)
chopper (British, slang)
plonker (slang)
dong (slang)
winkle (British, slang)
joystick (slang)
pecker (US, Canadian, taboo, slang)
John Thomas (taboo, slang)
weenie (US, slang)
whang (US, slang)
tadger (British, slang)
schlong (US, slang)
pizzle (archaic, dialect)
willie or willy (British, informal)
tockley (Australian, slang)


SLIDESHOW: Pitch your tent here.

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The Ultimate List of Funny Names for an Erection
Posted by: eDrugStore Staff via

Throbbing member
Officer at attention
Angle on your dangle
Cracked a fatty
Stub chub

ghzNsvz (Sorry “averages” & “smalls.”)

Hard on
Pitch a tent
Meat wrench
Thrill drill
Vlad the Impaler
One hole friction whistle
One hit wonder
Vagina miner
Bone daddy
Morning glory
Throbbing gristle

Pocket rocket
Custard launcher
Full salute
Purple-headed yogurt-slinger
Baby batter blaster
One-eyed trouser snake
Love pump
Blue veined junket pump
Snow cannon
Lap rocket
Raging salmon
Goop shooter
Fun gun
Mammoth Mountain

Pan handle
Blue steel
Cushion pusher
Skroink master
Pork sword
Moby Dick
Happy Gilmore
Goo geyser
One-eyed muscle
Boney Baloney
Homo Erectus
Cock-a-saurus Rex

Dr. Feelgood
The Early Riser
Easy Rider
Elmer the Glue Shooter
The Impregnator
Jerkin gherkin
Long Dong Silver
Love torpedo
One-eyed milkman
Pleasure piston
Prince Everhard
Shiny banana
Sergeant Stiffy
Skin flute

Stretch Johnson
Spurt Reynolds
Taco warmer
Super soaker
Dick sticker
Love stick

Funky Fatty



[Man’s most magnificently majestic manifestation of his raw power and potency. In appearance, when hard, it resembles a rocket on the launching pad, and it has the same turbulent thrusting force and energy. Just as a rocket can send a satellite into orbit, it can send a woman into orgasm, which is no less awesome a feat.]


On the other hand, there are many who celebrated a large erect penis. Some religions even today, worship the awe inspiring lovely hard love muscle, & hold annual festivals or parades in honor of it’s virile beauty & strength. Some religions & cultures even have fertility shrines decked in colorful carved wooden dicks & hanging beads of mini ones all illumined by candles & adorned with flowers, bells, chimes & incense. (see slide show below)

Please NOTE: To all gentlemen out there, a piece of advice: don’t ever send a lady a “Dick Pic” unless she requests it. (Based on true events)


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The Kinetograph
[In 1888 in New York City, the great inventor Thomas Edison and his British assistant William Dickson worried that others were gaining ground in camera development. The pair set out to create a device that could record moving pictures. In 1890 Dickson unveiled the Kinetograph, a primitive motion picture camera. In 1892 he announced the invention of the Kinestoscope, a machine that could project the moving images onto a screen. In 1894, Edison initiated public film screenings in recently-opened “Kinetograph Parlors” (the first movie theaters).] Refer to this… Click!

SLIDESHOW: A cruise down memory lane

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That said, here in the United States we started making pornographic films by the dozens in the 1970s. It was then, society coined the era: “The Golden Age of Porn.” People went hog wild, way overboard, indulgent to the max, inhibitions went out the door, & people were masturbating all over the damn place. Mix that scene with drugs & alcohol… you have a bonified shitshow. Result? The AIDS virus spread, Hep C in full effect, rape, sex assault & crime skyrocketed. We went from pin-ups, to racy cartoons, to Playboy, to Hustler, to Penthouse, to dozens of uncensored provocative triple X smut mags, to hard core porn, to S&M, to BDSM, to weird totally unorthodox shit like “Furrys,” & Bestiality, & the risky sometimes fatal practice of things like “Erotic Asphyxiation.”

“Smart one, Bubba… now yer dead… with your dick out.”


But what is EROTICA then?

[Erotica is any artistic work that deals substantively with erotically stimulating or sexually arousing subject matter. Erotic art may use any artistic form to depict erotic content, including painting, sculpture, drama, film or music. Erotic literature and erotic photography have become genres in their own right. Erotica has high-art aspirations, differentiating it from commercial pornography.
Distinction is often made between erotica and pornography (as well as the lesser known genre of sexual entertainment, ribaldry), although some viewers may not distinguish between them. A key distinction, some have argued, is that pornography’s objective is the graphic depiction of sexually explicit scenes, while erotica “seeks to tell a story that involves sexual themes” that include a more plausible depiction of human sexuality than in pornography. Additionally, works considered degrading or exploitative tend to be classified by those who see them as such, as “porn” rather than as “erotica” and consequently, pornography is often described as exploitative or degrading.]

SLIDESHOW: Erotica is King 

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It’s been said that Erotic experience is a healthy balanced expression of human nature. Mature, consenting adults exploring the erotic dimension freely is a good thing. On the other hand, Pornography has a reputation for being illicit and destructive. Sometimes there is a fine line. It is all in the eye of the beholder essentially.


SLIDESHOW: Erotica is Queen   Pay Attention! lol

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At this point in time there is no stone left unturned, no uncharted territory & nothing is sacred anymore. Heck these days for a quick fix, all ya need are some salacious selfies via Snap Chat that dissolve in minutes. Get bit by the horny bug? This go to remedy is very popular, especially among our youth. Generation Z is the newest breed. They came right after the “Millennials,” (Generation Y) who came right after the “Gen-Xers,” which is my generation, & my personal fav for obvious reasons. I distinctly recall being a poof chic in the late eighties so unaware of the big bad world yet, chock full of sinister people with ulterior motives that all lead to two things: Sex & Money. Point blank. And the seductive allure lurking quietly behind these two coveted gems, whispering to the ego… is POWER & CONTROL.

Ushering in the 90s, I will never forget being a feisty little sheltered Catholic school white girl with a rebel heart, Bob Marley swag & a stoner giggle… arriving to “The Big Easy” via a three day train ride for my very first look at the world stage. I just turned 19, I just had escaped my parents & my shitty home life & I hadn’t traveled anywhere in my whole life up until that point. I just graduated from 12 whole years of Catholic school in a small town with a small mentality. While all my friends were attending college, I was out on the lam getting schooled by harsh reality. I was startled, shocked & disgusted, &… I’m not gonna lie… terrified, quite frankly. There were “Live Orgy” half lit buzzing neon signs & run down shady XXX theaters right in plain view in The French Quarter, fondly named “Storyville.” Let me tell ya… that rookie young me, was certainly not prepared for this “Red light District.” Needless to say… I survived.

I will take “What is the Red Light District?” for 1200$, Alex…

[A red-light district or pleasure district is a part of an urban area where a concentration of prostitution and sex-oriented businesses, such as sex shops, strip clubs, and adult theaters are found.] 
{A sex show is a form of live performance that features one or more performers engaging in some form of sexual activity on stage for the entertainment or sexual gratification of spectators. Performers are paid either by the spectators or by the organisers of the show. A performance would involve an actual or simulated autoerotic performance or sexual activity with another performer. The performance can be on a theater style, or it can be in a peep show style. An increasingly popular form of sex show is a webcam performance in which the viewer is able to view and interact with webcam models in real time.
Sex shows are distinguished from entertainment such as striptease, pole dancing or lap dance, which do not involve sexual activity other than undressing and dancing nude or semi-nude. Sexual activity at sex shows is also distinguished from regular prostitution in that the performers usually engage in sex acts only with other performers and not with spectators or paying customers. Sex shows can overlap with other sectors of the sex industry. For example, a strip club may also offer live sex performances, and a prostitute may offer to perform sex acts with another prostitute for the gratification of a patron.}

SLIDESHOW: Sex in Concert

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Click here to learn about “Kink Conventions.”

[BDSM is a variety of often erotic practices or roleplaying involving bondage, discipline, dominance and submission, sadomasochism, master/slave and other related interpersonal dynamics. Given the wide range of practices, some of which may be engaged in by people who do not consider themselves as practicing BDSM, inclusion in the BDSM community or subculture is usually dependent upon self-identification and shared experience.
The BDSM initialism.
The term “BDSM” is first recorded in a Usenet posting from 1991, and is interpreted as a combination of the abbreviations B/D (Bondage and Discipline), D/s (Dominance and submission), and S/M (Sadism and Masochism). BDSM is now used as a catch-all phrase covering a wide range of activities, forms of interpersonal relationships, and distinct subcultures. BDSM communities generally welcome anyone with a non-normative streak who identifies with the community; this may include cross-dressers, body modification enthusiasts, animal roleplayers, rubber fetishists, and others.]

SLIDESHOW: BDSM at its finest hour

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From A to Z, 26 Kinks and Fetishes You Should Know About BY ANGIE JONES JANUARY 1, 2018

Click here to find out what happens at a BDSM conventions

“Burning Man is an annual week-long experiment in temporary community. Dedicated to anti-consumerism and self-expression, the Burning Man art festival, which attracted more than 35,000 participants in 2005, traditionally culminates with the burning of a large wooden sculpture of a man.”

“The Event. Once a year, tens of thousands of people gather in Nevada’s Black Rock Desert to create Black Rock City, a temporary metropolis dedicated to community, art, self-expression, and self-reliance. In this crucible of creativity, all are welcome. The Event.”


Well… from what I can see, it is a very exhibitionist style event where people of all kinds come together to celebrate creative adversity & unorthodox living… but also, for the sake of this blog… sexuality in it’s original raw form accompanied by a glorious artistic flare. This festival colors outside of the lines, in all ways. Period. Check it out…

SLIDESHOW: Burning Man Tribe

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Track 4: Gaming

Hey, & let’s not forget to mention Pornographic Video Games, “Anime Porn” & the good ole trusty Erotic GIF’s for the little quickie fixer upper. Most Anime porn derives from Japan & it almost looks like child pornography in many instances. I remember working in a kitchen once as a Pastry Chef & the whole back of house staff used to knock one of the Saute Chefs for being addicted to Anime Porn. They used to say that he will never have a girlfriend cause real live women just don’t make the cut. Ya think?

Regarding GIF’s, they are made both in cartoon form & live action video. And after much investigation & research, I found that you can pretty much find any single different kind of graphic live action shot you want in a sexy two second looping erotica. I wanted to give graphic accurate examples, but again, I am limited to what I can display here. (see slide show below)

The topic of sex in video games needs a whole article to itself. Basically, in my view, the production of video games with sex & violence is destructive to the max. We all know that when ya play a video game, it sticks in your head for some time, & ya almost dream about it. My bad… you DO dream about it. I played Atari in the 80s & the original Super Mario Bros on the first version of Nintendo heading into the 90s. I distinctly recall dreaming about [Pac Man, Pitfall, Break Out, Kaboom, Space Invaders & Night Driver] like all the time when I was ages 8-11. As a matter of fact, the reason why I am such a friggin’ awesome driver, is the Night Driver video game, truly.

Then, later on at 12 when I became obsessed with beating the Super Mario game, I literally RAN home from the bus everyday at 3:30 to slide right into the controller on the floor in front of the tube. All I saw in my mind’s eye all day long were gold bars, points, & a little mustache man running his butt off down windy pathways. And boy did that little theme tune get stuck in your head like a wild banshee chanting. Du-nunt, dunt da dunt dunt! Over & over & over… AAAAAAAAAAAh!

So don’t tell me… that a video game doesn’t have major influence on the mind, imagination & thus the way we live & adapt to reality & also more importantly perceive reality & create it thereof. Video games these days, are so advanced that they are in Super HD & are an exemplary portrayal of real life due to the implementation of virtual reality. Not to mention, there are numerous obscure hidden messages throughout these games that most people & parents are unaware of. Harmful, destructive & toxic subliminal influencing is taking place while simultaneously engaging these games. That is very dangerous if ya ask me, & has the potential to destroy minds & hearts by distorting people’s realities.

Shit, if you sat me down in front of an INTERACTIVE, mind you… pornographic laced video game right now, my mind would indefinitely be drawn into its world of dark & unsavory images. Then we wonder why young random kids shoot up schools, become rapists, drug dealers, killers, or just plain sociopaths due to their inability to engage with real life. What the hell is wrong with people?? Have they lost their minds? Shame on these video game creators. Really? The almighty buck means that much? Your mama would beat your scrawny little rat-tailed diabolical ass, good… ya fuck-face.

These kinds of video games should be BANNED. Sorry, but I’m not sorry. I am a First Amendment supporter all the way, but, just as hate speech is against the law, so should harmful, brainwashing video games with sexual violence, content & story lines that engage the player vicariously with unlawful, criminal, offensive, & essentially unrealistic behaviors. Where are the regulators???


Oh… here they are>>>>> The ESRB.

Big deal. They just rate shit, not enforce it apparently. I guess no one ever said that just cause ya make a rule or regulation, it will  actually be enforced. Just cause it’s written in some law log, doesn’t guarantee that people will adhere to it. And, that, my dear Watson, is the mass problema.

[The Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB) is an American self-regulatory organization that assigns age and content ratings to consumer video games. The ESRB was established in 1994 by the Entertainment Software Association (formerly the Interactive Digital Software Association), in response to criticism of controversial video games with excessively violent or sexual content.]

Critics of the ESRB have asserted that the organization has a conflict of interest because of its vested interest in the video game industry, and that the ESRB does not rate certain games, such as the Grand Theft Auto series, harshly enough for their violent or sexual content in order to protect their commercial viability.]                       (Go figure)


How are video games regulated in the U.S.? BY KATE KERSHNER

SLIDESHOW: Cover Junior’s Eyes

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Track 5: Web Cam Fun!

[Virtual reality is an artificial environment that is created with software and presented to the user in such a way that the user suspends belief and accepts it as a real environment. On a computer, virtual reality is primarily experienced through two of the five senses: sight and sound.

The simplest form of virtual reality is a 3-D image that can be explored interactively at a personal computer, usually by manipulating keys or the mouse so that the content of the image moves in some direction or zooms in or out. More sophisticated efforts involve such approaches as wrap-around display screens, actual rooms augmented with wearable computers such as goggles, and haptics devices that let you feel the display images.] —

[A haptics interface is a system that allows a human to interact with a computer through bodily sensations and movements. Haptics refers to a type of human-computer interaction technology that encompasses tactile feedback or other bodily sensations to perform actions or processes on a computing device.] —

What is Virtual Reality

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Hmmmmm. What do we have here? Yes, friends & neighbors, we have a gorgeous entourage of lovely prime cuts & catches all laid out deli style, for your virtual fuck, suck, penetrate, & masturbate session. You’ll have total anonymity with a hot bot creature, or a real live porn star that looks & feels almost exactly like the real deal if ya put your back into it, if ya know what I mean.

Enter stage left: VR Porn Hub “Can we play?”

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Virtual Reality Porn is the newest brand of modern day pornography that is indefinitely a sweeping sensation infusing the population with lavish endorphins beyond their wildest dreams & fantasies. Literally. The visual head gear goggles compatible with VR interactive porn: PLAYSTATION VR; GOOGLE CARDBOARD; OCULUS RIFT & GO; HTC VIVE; SAMSUNG GEAR VR. These fancy headsets are the portals to the the experience of virtual live action explicit sexual connection with your person product. VR porn can be interactive or just incredibly real, while you sit back & feel the burn. It’s like putting a quarter in the creepy Chuck E Cheese stage & the plastic mouse robot band begins playing instruments. Except here, we have dirty little sexy rats (so to speak) playing with sex toys. Anyone have a quarter I can borrow???

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[4K resolution, also called 4K, refers to a horizontal display resolution of approximately 4,000 pixels. There are several different 4K resolutions commonly used in the fields of digital television and digital cinematography. In television and consumer media, 3840 × 2160 (4K UHD) is the dominant 4K standard. In the movie projection industry, 4096 × 2160 (DCI 4K) is the dominant 4K standard.
The 4K television market share increased as prices fell dramatically during 2014 and 2015. By 2020, more than half of U.S. households are expected to have 4K-capable TVs, which would be a much faster adoption rate than that of Full HD.]   —Wikapedia

Enter stage left

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Wanted to give you the whole lay of the land, so that you may see the big picture (hahahaha). Web cam sites are exactly that… live girls, or guys or multiple players… basically paid to give you a show. These real live sex actors perform every kind of sex act that you can possibly imagine with or without toys or other participants. A Web Cam Site is basically the store where these sex shows are all available either free or for a membership fee. The home screen of the site kinda looks like the Brady Bunch family layout… but instead of 9 squares of moving goofy-faced heads… there are like 25 different squares of hot bodies with pretty faces doing very naughty things in a variety of very naughty ways.


Choose from thousands of sample slides with thousands of sample scenarios. Click! That inner excitement builds as the thought of how pure uncensored erotic stimuli is just at the click of a mouse. The mesmerizing selection of mentally manipulating & sexually jarring vixens of all ages, genders, shapes & sizes are available for purchase just like when ya window shop down the Avenues of Amsterdam.

Each time a consumer clicks on a performer’s thumbnail, the website gets paid & then the performer gets a contracted percentage wired right into their bank account. Some Web Cam options are premade videos, but many, more preferably, are live & most likely in their bedrooms. When a Web Cam performer is live, the consumer could likely have the option of participation with a remote control blue tooth vibrator, if the consumer is willing. eg: OhMiBod & Lovense. From an employment standpoint, anyone interested in a job, can sign up EZ peezy by clicking on the Start Earning Cash Model Signup.” Sorry but, I just gotta say… where are all these girls mothers??


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Web Cam Sites are like a great big giant sex candy store for any voyeur or porn consumer. In my view, Web Cam Sites & VR Sites & the blend of both have really stepped up the game of pornography to the next level. This level I call: Twenty First Century Super Sex. Basically. All available at your fingertips, in an instant. All anyone needs is access to the internet. Which is pretty damn easy to come by these days, for just about everyone in the modern world. I gotta say, these sites are ridiculously hot. I mean extreme horn toad overload. See for yourself…

Track 6: Dark Net: 

Now that we have covered Virtual Reality, & web cam fun, & a bunch of other forms of good old-fashioned Porno, I would like to delve us a smidge deeper into the ides of what is referred to as the “Dark Net.” In my view, the existence of such a land of disturbing, unacceptable, immoral & unethical activity & behavior makes the porn industry seem like an innocent afternoon spin out for ice cream in the Honda Civic Coupe on a sunny day in June. The existence of such a repugnant market makes the underbelly of our world community look very very scary indeed, Halloween ain’t got nothin’ on this horrific shitshow.

The “Dark Net” is the underbelly of the “Deep Net” which is the layer of the internet composed of sites & marketplaces that are essentially locked. In order for the average citizen to gain access, they must download certain software that camouflages their IP address, then there are other hoops to jump through to access total anonymity.

[Although the internet dominates most every facet of our daily lives at this time, it’s important to remember that it has only been around for a few decades. While this is a relatively short span of time compared with the course of human history, it is a multitude of technological lifetimes. As such, the internet is an immensely vast place, a span of billions of individual sites that are connected to one another in a complicated combination of ways.
The most famous websites, like Facebook (FB), Google (GOOG) and Amazon (AMZN) are well known throughout the world. Besides those popular sites, there exists a much larger collection of less-traveled parts of the internet. And lurking beyond all of the basic, accessible areas of the internet are other pockets of sites. These last groups constitute the so-called “dark web” or “dark net.”] 
—What Is the Dark Net?
By Nathan Reiff | February 2, 2018 — 12:32 PM EST

In observation of the dark realms of the internet, underneath the surfacy pomp, the onion peels down deep, & a certain brand of humans appear to turn into monster-like corrupt creatures that have zero integrity or respect for life. Certain rooms in the dungeon of the dark web are carved out just for the psychopath, sociopath, the rapist, the molester, the cartel, the sex trader, the deceitful cretin who scams his own mother out of her retirement checks & pimps his own daughter out for a fix. This dark, cunning, churning crystal ball is strewn with flying monkeys. I reckon it looks pretty much like the Devil’s perfect playground to me.

Allegory? This burning inferno is a listless Hell of sorts where disfigured half humans are hung in droves by their bloody eyelids, over swamps of vile stench, screaming & pleading & begging for mercy. An ugly puss faced, pock marked, scabby Demon, hovers above looming from the depths of darkness breathing heavily with extreme halitosis. He glares down with beady red eyes filled with poisonous little daggers & razor sharp germ infested weapon claws that will shred ya like a rabid wolf. He lacks self control & is  just pissing about… into all their open wounds as he struts down the isles of rotting flesh. He has a terribly large inflated ego, and a terribly large ugly rock hard smelly penis & a voice so acutely creepy it stings the soul to its core. Too much? Decide for yourself…

The Deep Dark Web is strewn across the world, it has no borders, it’s untraceable, anonymous, invisible, it’s dangerous, lawless, & cannot be policed. It has been called the parallel internet or the internet’s “Evil Twin.” It’s a shopping market like Amazon or eBay for all kinds… of sick minds.


The “Dark Web” makes “Sodom & Gomorrah” look like Disneyland. Perverse is a gracious term for this heinous, & despicable nefarious display of human affairs. On the “Dark Web” you will have instant easy access to children for sale as sex slaves, abducted babies for sale to barren mothers, snuff films, Trophy hunting expeditions for wild beautiful endangered species, organ harvesting, violent gang rape, femme fatales, gang members for hire & very disturbing incestuous videos that should not even exist. These sub-humans are demons walking among us, if ya ask me.

Lest we forget, you will find granted access to a Warlord’s Arsenal of everything from poisonous gas to AR-15’s, to suicide bomb gear to blueprints for terrorist attacks, to “do it yourself” manuals on bank robbery, arson, cat-fishing, identity theft & much much more.

Hankering for a high? You can purchase ANY illicit drug ever made or discovered. The ultimate candy store for junkies & dealers alike. Pick your poison!

Feeling moody? You can hire a hit-man to kill your loudmouth neighbor, her noisy yap dog & your fat lazy no good husband who’s cheating on you with her.

Feeling blue? Has your name on the sex offender registry got you down? Child Porn (code named cheese pizza), animal porn, weird, gory, unthinkable disgusting porn as far as the mouse can scamper is all tucked in perfectly under the radar… more than your little sick mind can handle.

Just hit bricks after a long bid Upstate & need a few counterfeit documents, a new identity, a phony passport, some fake IDs, & an untraceable Glock? Buy it with Bitcoin & never look back. Sayonara!

Congressman with a knack for inside trading? Dirty politician with a whistle blowin’ itch? Leak away, my friends! No one can detect the source here.

The “Dark” “Deep” web is like a great big safe house for all the con artists, liars, thieves, criminals, deviants, & demons incarnate to propagate their twisted fantasies & further their sleazy agendas. Buy sell trade anything a filthy mind can conjure. Inviting the “Dark Net” into your home is like inviting the Devil himself. Regarding the topic of “taboo,”  The deep dark web makes the realm of today’s trendy pornography pale in comparison.

I must note… that this cryptic market place was initially created with a cypherpunk anarchist philosophy of rebellion against the status quo. In the early 90s a bunch of mathematicians, crypto anarchists & hackers got together in the name of anonymity, individual liberty, & privacy. They were pioneers, & freedom fighters essentially, privy to our constitutional rights. Kudos to them, for being geniuses that essentially fooled “the system” & created a “silk road” to travel outside the rules & regulations of a society that they believed was a dictatorship riddled with fear & control. They lifted tracking software, via the eye in the sky spy, & they shielded the governments ability to record our every move without our consent. The individual right to have digital privacy was therefore officially restored to those who got on board. But… not without consequences, unfortunately. Hence “the DARK web” erupted. A dense, dark virtual underworld was hence born, & all the living, breathing, monster folk now had a place to roam freely & commence. Criminal behavior ran rampant, charges were filed, subpoenas ensued.


What is “The Silk Road?”

There is one beneficial element to this underground market place. The US government endorses it with a significant annual investment so to keep it up, running & available to third world countries, corrupt regimes & totalitarian governments where citizens are not allowed access to the world wide web, without penalty. The USA reserves these underprivileged or imprisoned citizens, the right, to access the “Deep Web,” anonymously, without risk, as a means to assist anyone who wishes to obtain information & a possible route of emancipation. I mean… okay.

What is WikiLeaks?

Round of applause for… JULIAN ASSANGE!

Deep Web (2015) the movie on HULU. Click!

Click below to learn more about the “Dark Net”

What Is the Dark Web? by Chris Hoffman on October 20th, 2016


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Text the National Human Trafficking Hotline at 233733.
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Click here to report any suspected Sex Trafficking
The national hotline is available 24/7 at
(1-800) 4-A-Child or (1-800) 422-4453
Click here for National Child Abuse Hotline
National Domestic Violence Hotline
Staffed 24 hours a day by trained counselors who can provide crisis assistance and information about shelters, legal advocacy, health care centers, and counseling.
1-800-799-SAFE (7233)
1-800-787-3224 (TDD)
Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network
Click here for Domestic Violence Hotline
Welcome to PAA (Pornography Addicts Anonymous) Click!


Track 7: Porn Awards: 

Present day, Porn is an official “Industry,” a professional platform of performers that do their best work, & get acknowledged & awarded each year at the AVN Awards in Vegas which is not only an award show, but also a lengthy convention or Expo, a sex carnival of sorts with fun rides, games, & entertainment. The AVN Awards are the slutty version of the Oscars, chock full of eye candy with titillating enhancements. It may be a bonified shitshow circus to some critics but the AVN Awards TRUMPS (hahaha) all, according to these feisty fans.

SLIDESHOW: Porn Star Playground

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Roll out the red carpet, you are now entering the land of forbidden fruit! The AVN’s are a kind of fuck fest, really. It is the official annual parade of peek-a-boo glittery garb, fantasy wear, mind blowing implants & uninhibited lewd sexual deviants with no filter that will fuck & suck all day & all night if the price is right & the party’s favors are plenty.  Ya might wanna cover little Bobby’s eyes & ears for this potty mouthed motley crew. Remember “Girls Gone Wild?”

A most coveted field trip, you might wanna make your reservations, get your tickets & passes & packages right now, for next year. Hey, grab me one too? I’ll have whatever your having… lol.

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[The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) is an adult entertainment convention and trade show held each January in Las Vegas, Nevada and is sponsored by AVN magazine. AEE is the largest pornography industry trade show in the United States. The 2007 AVN Expo had over 30,000 attendees, which included 355 exhibiting companies.
The AEE is a four-day show which mixes industry-only events with open hours for fans seeking autographs, photo opportunities, and memorabilia. The first two days are “Trade Only” (with access limited to people in the adult industry), and the remainder of the show includes open hours for fans. One of the major aspects of the AEE is that most of the major adult entertainment stars make appearances. The AVN Awards are presented on the show’s closing night. The 2018 show was held January 24–27.]

Showrooms are packed with sex enthusiasts & exhibitionist film stars getting fingered, flashing their hind parts, & showing off their gorgeous decorated titties galore. The most delectable busty beach babes sport sultry tattoos & vampy piercings in plushy pleasure places. Big, little, short, tall, belly rings, & other things. No game? No swag? No worries. You got cash? You have yourself a mini fling. EZ peezy, japaneezy. Last time I checked, the oldest profession is LEGAL in the state of Nevada.

avn-624x351Vibrator booths, fetish booths, interactive play stations. There is a fantasy & fetish playground called “The Lair” featuring a BDSM smorgasbord.

0128-expo-getty-4The place is populated with sex toy demos, Sex store venders, memorabilia, seminars on industry secrets & sex ed workshops. Sex robots even debuted in the 2018 annual AVN event. Industry recruiters roam the halls ready to give all the wandering hopefuls that lucky break. Poker, black jack, bets, business propositions, contests, beer pong with porn stars are fun little distractions. Steamy hotel rooms are chock full of amateur photographers with a bland demeanor, cloudy auras, & low vibrations… chasing  tons of tail & propositioning aspiring young undiscovered talent to add to their X-rated repertoire.


Don’t forget to get an autograph & a photo op with your favorite salacious Starlet. Thongs, thongs & more thongs, fishnet super sexy body stockings & the sluttiest lingerie made for a king decorate the beautiful bods of these Angels & Vixens. Horny, virile, orgasmic, aroused, poly-amorous people everywhere! What’s not to like? And, a party just isn’t a party without party favors! Go ahead.. speed dial the “Candyman,” no doubt he’s just around the corner with a mean menu of trusty street treats. Ride that white horse, baby! And, need I say… it’s 5 O’clock somewhere! Ahhhh the joy of liquid lucidity.

SLIDESHOW: Where’s the party at??

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Party like a porn star & don’t forget to hit the after glow. I have one word then: TALENT. After the day’s itinerary runs out… night falls & a bevy of stars decorate Sin City strip & a pole dancing phenom begins to transpire. Carousing dirty minds & lusty hearts are runnin’ rogue & rampant all over this potent playground. Remember: that shit stays in Vegas, my dear.



On the flip side>>>> “Walking through the expo, I think maybe she’s right. The place has an antiseptic air to it, the acetone of a dentist office, something plastic-y, cheap, all of it devoid of sex in its uniformity, everything explicit, mechanical, overdone. It wafts through the casino, the smell of coke and dick.”


{AVN may refer to: AVN (magazine), Adult Video News, a trade magazine for the pornographic industry. AVN Award, their movie awards.}

The professional Porn industry now has mandatory STD testing, back ground testing, drug testing. No more are the days when those pesky little risks were involved when it comes to this taboo career. The only occupational hazard here is getting oversexed. “Just take a damn break, guys, will ya? Yer gonna wear it out. That goes for the voyeur just as well. Keep it up, there kid, & that thing is gonna fall off…”

So… where is this all going?

Naughtyville or bust!


Candy Shop by 50 Cent YouTube Video with Lyrics

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You could have it your way, how do you want it?
You gon’ back that thing up, or should I push up on it?
Temperature rising, okay, let’s go to the next level
Dance floor jam-packed, hot as a tea kettle
I break it down for you now, baby it’s simple
If you be a nympho, I’ll be a nympho
In the hotel, or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it’s whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I’m the love doctor
I ain’t finished teaching you ’bout how sprung I got ya
Wanna show me how you work it baby? No problem, get on top
Then get your bounce around, like a little rider
I’m seasoned vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with this stick
I’m trying to explain, baby, the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands, ha-ha
I’ll take you to the candy shop
I’ll let you lick the lollypop
Go ‘head girl don’t you stop
Keep going ’til you hit the spot, whoa”

[Songwriters: Curtis Jackson / Scott Storch
Candy Shop lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Reservoir Media Management Inc]

We’re not goin’ to the candy shop, we are high tailin’ it to to the candy factory where everything is bigger & better. There are lickable lips & penis pops, & edible everything. Vibrators with power packs that could light up the Rockefeller Center Xmas tree. Come ‘n’ gitchyer fancy strap on, magic bullet, butt plug, or fuck machine. Beads, furry cuffs, lube-licious flavored warming oils should do the trick. Step right up! Ya came to the right place for your aphrodisia fix.

SLIDESHOW: Mechanical Accommodations

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Track 8: Teledildonics 

Continuing on with the lovely motorized land of ever-pleasure, I introduce to you now a word that “spell check” doesn’t even recognize… dunt da da da… Tele-dil-donics!!!

Definition of: Teledildonics:
Controlling the intensity of sex toys via the Internet. Also called “cyberdildonics,” the purpose is to allow a partner to control the sexual experience remotely. Developed in the 1990s, one early device used a transducer that attached to the computer screen via suction cups and picked up light messages to control the speed. Future versions are expected to allow the user to share a sexual experience with fantasy partners selected from a menu or that are created by combining a menu of body parts and attributes. See cybersex. —

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These innovations have helped OhMiBod earn numerous awards, including the 2012 AVN “O” Award for “Most Outstanding Product for Women” for the Club Vibe 2.OH.

Despite our growth and recent success, OhMiBod remains committed to the values that define us as a company:

Shifting attitudes toward self-pleasure and the vital role vibrators play in sexual health and well being
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Bringing a “mainstream” consumer goods approach to the pleasure products market
OhMiBod vibrators and pleasure accessories often feature in leading publications …… just to name a few. We have also graced the pages of news outlets such as: … in articles about the importance of vibrators to sexual health, as well as their impact on the marriage of tech and sex in the digital age.

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The LUSH bluetooth remote control vibrator is very trendy among the Web Cam community. The thin pink tail that extends beyond the penetration point is actually the antenna. It has endless vibrational options & as just stated, can be controlled via a downloadable App, from near or far by your partner, FWB or a web cam consumer. Curved to hit the G-spot, it will stimulate the entire area for 1.5 – 2 Hours of Continuous Use; Body Safe Materials; Waterproof; Wireless; USB Rechargeable; 1-Year Warranty.

If I may, I’d like to state my stance on these high tech savvy gems of pleasure enhancement. Five words: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.

Brilliant, convenient, resourceful, award winning, these toys are way ahead of their time. While wonderful for the long distance kink sesh, a now & then trick or treat, a special occasion, or racy snap chat for your man, it is not such a smart choice to exercise daily  continuous use of these little pink devils. Why? Cause conditioning the G-spot to high level artificial stimulation will result in the eventual desensitivity to real human touch. It’s like taking Oxycodone for back pain for 3 months & then all of a sudden the doctor cuts you off & gives you a low dose of Motrin instead. You get the picture. Yep, this little pink bot should be called the G-drug. It is quite easy to slip right into this euphoric obsession. All a lady’s sense of moderation & discipline flies right out the window as her body gets hijacked by this little sneaky motorized pussy pill. Take my word for it…

Don’t mean to be a buzz kill.. but It reeeeally is beginning to seem like a boring flesh colored warm penis isn’t fancy enough for the modern day woman any more. Have the people of the world become desensitized? Have the high & intense levels of “super sex” porn created monsters among us? Have low life predators & traffickers thus been more tempted & encouraged to perpetuate sexual violence & crime? Does the sex/porn industry promote youth to exploit their bodies prematurely for the promise of fortune, & 50 cent fame? Case in point, all the thousands of the girls employed by Web Cam Sites. On a grand scale, have we lost our sense of dignity & respect when it comes to the exploitation of women?

Have we as a species become jaded by moving images that exploit our sacred sexuality? Have we thus cultivated wrong ideas about sex & love & lust & intimacy? Have we tarnished true union or the beauty of a natural human body in real time? Have we lost the art of seduction, foreplay & tantric forms of love making at it’s finest? Have we lost our sense of deeper connection? Is instant gratification the only name of the game these days? Is porn a stain on our society that will just never come out… ingrained so deep into our psyche, that we will never be able to unring that bell? Have we been overexposed? Are our minds just saturated with the stuff…?

[Tantric sex: is an ancient Hindu practice that has been going for over 5,000 years, and means ‘the weaving and expansion of energy’. It’s a slow form of sex that’s said to increase intimacy and create a mind-body connection that can lead to powerful orgasms.]



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“Soul Twin Invocation” Prose/Poem by Me 2018
Exotic sentiments wisp away in the tropical air of her swag as she saunters by like a cool beach breeze. A dreamy captivation, a vision, a sight for sore eyes. I give up. I give in. Weakness rolls over me like a slow warm wave. My lips go numb, my eyes fall sleepy, my wings fold. Surrender has the last laugh. I am a prisoner to her hypnotic preeminence. All I can do is lazily languish in the lingering scent of her & the magnetic draw stirring within the den of my curiosity.
It is the places she’s been, it’s how her stories unravel, how she whispers certain words when she’s close, how she holds my attention with just a single fleeting glance. The room… melting down into slow moving parts, the music… bending my reality, I sit still, & wait, like a feline poised to pounce. 
She gives permission with her eyes, to fall fast for her inescapable beauty, & I am powerless to her prowess, a slave to her savvy, putty in the hands of her heat. I can’t resist this big screen allure, a whirlwind romance that feels like that fascinating once & a lifetime forbidden affair, or riveting tale of two runaways madly in love. The kind of attraction that sweeps ya both up off your feet & catapults ya into the fiery inferno of untamed hearts.
A midnight train to Georgia, kind. An “Old Blue Eyes” on blast, kind. A walk, run, jog, jump, hop, skip & skate across all 50 states, kind. A no mountain is high enough, valley low, or river wide, kind. “I don’t want to fall asleep & miss a thing,” kind. The all of me loves all of you, kind. Between the sheets slow jam on the wings of a “Quiet Storm,” kind. “Love love love love Crazy Love” kind. John Cusack holding up a boom box playing “In Your Eyes” kind.
An electrifying romance that blows windows & doors right off, rousing up the ghosts from the gravel, bats from the belfry, apparitions from the attic, setting off car alarms, crackin’ codes, breakin’ spells, swooshin’ wind chimes, & spookin’ the cat like a socket shocked tail…. kind. Just a flash of its radiance, could leave ya in a sweet little tempestuous tizzy, on a swing just dangling, over a mile high cliff, gasping for dear life… kind. 
There’s nothing! I want more. Nothing! Could possibly compare. I’ve scaled lengthy strides, braved the battlefields, dodged the daggers, darts & demons, slain the Ceratops, rode on the wings of renegade Angels, got frost bit, hot flashed, hunger panged, sweaty, dirty & delirious. I won’t sleep until she’s nestled next to me. Our journey has only just begun.
Its her I see on the horizon of my destiny. Its our hands that fit. Its our lips that lock. Its our closeness that is intoxicating. The depth of our connection is real. It needs no explanation. Just a place to explore. Just a timeless window of opportunity to unveil its greatness. Just a few still moments of ecstasy personified. Teases turn to touches turn to a kiss that singes the soul with lusty sparks that fly. Like a loaded machine gun spray of countless shooting stars, the immaculate fire of this shameless shag burns away all sadness, sins & scars
Made to fit, a tantalizing team, easy to please, union reigns supreme. Its like a glorious epiphany, a pocket full of cash, a buried treasure found, a hidden secret stash. A real live fetching tale gone wild & whispered scantily clad down a lover’s lane. What was that you uttered so faintly? Oh yes, my sweet sundae swirl cake pop… don’t be shy…
Say—my—name! Say—my—name!  
So it is! 

Track 9: Sex Sells

Speaking of saturated minds, lets touch upon the topic of “sex sells.” Sexualizing anything in the market place is guaranteed profitability. “Arousing Advertising” is king in the corporate world, for it has the supreme skill of infiltration via subliminal seduction. It is the most pervasive propaganda one could choose to use to promote their product or platform. It is the promise of pleasure that has everybody’s eyes lit up, hearts beating fast, wallets in hand, & undivided attention. Anything that could allegedly make us feel good, we automatically associate with value. A salesman’s perfect storm. My honest opinion on the matter, is “go for it!” A little sexy goes a long way. If a little quick-witted, charming, wake me up is all it takes to sell a smoothie or a pair of sunglasses for your little start-up mall hut… more power to ya! Live that American dream, you little entrepreneur you! Sexy advertising doesn’t typically hurt anyone.


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On the other hand, the multi billion dollar industry of selling sex via porn has become so profitable that it is a significant staple currently, for the economies of the world to thrive, like oil, & rich resources. This is a whole nother kind of selling sex. Obscene images have become a world currency. That said, does this widespread  sex/porn industry I have been describing all day, significantly influence the promotion of prostitution, incest, molestation, sex trafficking, slavery, the exploitation of children & the straight hypersexualization of women? Has it gone too far? Is it virtually unstoppable at this point?? Have places of employment become a standard platform for misogyny due to this hypersexualization?

Has this bad behavior against woman (& certain men) become “normalized” to a degree, then ignored, & brushed under the rug to the point where the victims are shamed for coming forward & in most cases professionally bullied out of a job or career? Eg: the news media, Culinary industry, Hollywood, Hip Hop, the Olympics, USDA Forest Service, farm workers, the school system, hospitality, healthcare, the Military, Corporate, Law Enforcement, & many many others. Has the influential nature of pornography woven deep into the fabric of our society compromised our capacity to properly gauge moral & ethical righteous codes & standards? Has is it redefined “NO” to mean YES??? Has it compromised a woman’s right to personal autonomy wherefore we respect the female body as owned by its proprietor who must give consent?


Consent? What’s that, Bubba?”

Have things like Catholic Priest mass molestation & the “Me Too” movement finally exposed & exemplified how sick, twisted, insidious, wrong, diabolical, deceitful & down right criminal, people can be, when they allow their desire for sex to trump all virtuous human dignity & respect? Has it unveiled how wrong it is for ANY organization, religious or otherwise, to repress a healthy sexual libido & enforce any such ludicrous rule as a VOW of celibacy?? Whatever happened to balance? Too much sex causes major problems, too little sex causes major problems. It’s not rocket science.

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Have things like abstinence created monsters lurking among us dressed as holy men? The sex deprivation practiced by celibate priests compels them to molest children &/or rape nuns. Celibate nuns have become “dried up,” infertile & wind up with hormonal imbalances & reproductive issues such as cervical cancer. Why? Because they are not expressing & experiencing their sexuality freely in a holistic manner, & whats worse, they are trained to be ashamed of their sexual desires. Many of these women wind up with breast cancer as well, from over nurturing everyone but themselves.


Just a note: I went to Catholic school for twelve whole years, & honestly, by the time I was 15, I was a rebellious bad teen, a vampire lover, dressed in black, listened to TOOL, screaming Nirvana B-sides, Metallica & the Sex Pistols & by Senior year, I only believed in the Bob Marley version of a “Ja God,” if that says anything about how much I felt like something was just not quite right within the twisted Catholic dictatorship.

A celibate person’s sacred sexuality & body is essentially not being honored in any healthy kind of way. Deprivation of any kind is destructive & harmful. Teaching people that sex is dirty, shameful, sinful or any such gross misinterpretation, IS THE BIGGEST SIN THERE IS< if ya wanna go & start namin’ stuff  “a sin.” Religious dogma has been gravely mistaken over the years. And now look… the awful atrocities that have happened in the Catholic Church are a sad sad unfortunate by-product that could have indeed been prevented.

Have lines been blurred? Have lines been crossed? Are people just confused about how handle the topic of sex, or the power of sex? Are people confused about how to categorize it, how to assess it, how to teach it, talk about it, express it, engage it? How to understand its innate sacred power & influence, deeply rooted in our genetic design? Are indoctrinated individuals so embarrassed & appalled by healthy sexual expression they shame people for it & then try to BAN it for the sake of false power & control? Are these certain people scared of regarding sexual pleasure as a normal necessary holistic feature of a life well lived? Get over yourself, Archbishop molester… your kind, is NOT WELCOME HERE.


Why does religious ordinance bury sexuality like it’s a curse? Sex is a human feature that humans must exemplify in order to nurture their bodies properly & grow into balanced blessed creative creatures. Food, exercise, stretching, breathing, reading, laughing, working, playing, sleeping, socializing… all included just the same. Why are certain organized religious “cults” uncomfortable with transgender folks? Why are gay, bi, or metro sexual people challenged by our society? Live & let live! I like mint chocolate chip ice cream. You might like pistachio. So what… as long as no one is getting hurt, or committing crimes, why does sexual preference matter in the scheme of things? Go back to your ignorant Stone Age Roman Empire comfort zone & take your crucifying attitude & Papal codes & ethics with ya.

Since we have all been depraved & starved & labelled & oppressed & shamed & fucked with for so long, for our sexual identities & sexual expression & sexual desires & fantasies… have we now as a result just completely rebelled? Have we just turned into a mad bunch of wily hedonists who can’t be trusted to practice healthy moderation? Are we somehow, in a rather strange way… making up for lost time? Have human beings at large become a raging hormonal dictatorship of debauchery?

Has the overexposure of sex that we now have so plenty of, normalized unbalanced bad behavior & distorted our ability to discern healthy habits from toxic ones? Have we lost our general sense of simplicity whereas we maintain a level of endorphins regularly via the cultivation of love & joy, as in healthy recreation? Has the need for sexual satisfaction become a big giant over-sized Storm-trooper who has attacked & weakened our ability to practice self control? And, no, it’s not Satan’s fault. Frankly, it is the profound handy work of that pesky little devil: Testosterone.

And no, I am not one of those women’s libbers who wanna strip lovely strapping strong men of their manliness. I for one, am a sure proponent of a “man’s man.” I adore testosterone & it’s hearty benefits for both men & thus women. I am woman, hear me ROAR! But, if you are a man that’s just meowing, than… we have a problem. Testosterone MUST BE BALANCED in the body, just like anything else, in order to be effective & beneficial & not harmful or a trouble maker. It’s a simple concept, really. See charts below…


[Testosterone is a hormone found in humans, as well as in other animals. The testicles primarily make testosterone in men. Women’s ovaries also make testosterone, though in much smaller amounts. Testosterone production starts to increase significantly during puberty, and begins to dip after age 30 or so.

Testosterone is most often associated with sex drive, and plays a vital role in sperm production. But it also affects bone and muscle mass, the way men store fat in the body, and even red blood cell production. A man’s testosterone levels can also affect his mood.] —

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Male Sexual Misconduct and the Testosterone Curse How might men’s sexual misbehavior be governed by a lawless libido?


Track 10: Testosterone

Aside from testosterone levels being out of wack, there are culprits that branch out from that tree. all together they are responsible for inspiring the need for extreme porn production & consumption in our culture. That said, has the multitude of various sophisticated porn outlets streamlined our culture into a haze of hedonism?

the pursuit of pleasure; sensual self-indulgence.
synonyms: self-indulgence, pleasure-seeking, self-gratification, lotus-eating, sybaritism;
The ethical theory that pleasure (in the sense of the satisfaction of desires) is the highest good and proper aim of human life.

Maybe we have been double crossed, bamboozled, brainwashed, manipulated, coerced, underhandedly persuaded by media driven plots that convince us we: WANT MORE, need more, must have, can’t live without… for the sake of sales & clicks. On the side of the citizens that are behind the scenes selling & making the stuff, has GREED superseded the moral compass? After all, SEX does indeed SELL, especially when you are selling SEX. It has indeed proven to be a very profitable enterprise. Have these clever sex vendors become the “candymen” of our culture? Are we the “demand” of their “supply” that keeps their businesses booming? Have we blindly fed into the visual manipulations teasing us to give in, like when a juicy burger commercial comes on when we are hungry? Have we become a CAPTIVE audience to a wellspring of wet pussies & big dicks & tits, & twerking asses?

The big fat answer here… is: YES. Sorry to break it to ya. But there is the truth, & then there’s the “sugar coated I believe in the goodness of humanity” version. This version, I got here… is the TRUTH, my friends.


I am not tryin’ to be a bitch, or a prude or a kill joy. I like sex, I enjoy certain visuals, I wasn’t born yesterday, & I am certainly not in favor of censorship. It’s really not about religion or politics, family values, bein’ a goody two shoes or Polly Puritan. It’s not even about marriage or monogamy. It’s about moving our society in the direction of human decency, whereas we as a people actually have the moral aptitude to CHOOSE to not be so excessive, when it comes to the creation, distribution, & consumption of pornography.

It’s about evolving our race to be elite humans with nourished souls, ethical common sense & RESPECT for the privilege, blessing & gift of our erogenous zones, G spots, our extreme orgasmic potentials & our capacity to combine blissfully with counterparts. It is such a grand blessing that we can do what we do, & have the parts to do so. We are a bunch of lucky dogs, if ya ask me.

It’s about balance & moderation, maturity & self control. Right now, our human nation is either obese or emaciated so to speak. Neither state serves us properly. A happy medium is called for. A balanced libido is the KEY to a harmonious existence via the fostering of moderation. Self-control means… being mature & conscious enough to have the where-with-all to be the master of our desires & not vice versa.

It’s about we as a human race, learning how to be evolved sexually as to where we know by default how to integrate sex & spirit & use it as a powerful tool to manifest great things into our reality…. hence, Tantric Sex.  Learning how to harness it’s superior energetic creative potential, not just to make babies, but brilliant works, leaps & bounds of historic measure. If we all grew as a race to become more aligned with the true nature of sex & spirit working as a team, as a Divine force, to serve us in ways almost unimaginable to us now, we would have a much easier go of this thing that we call “life.” Trust me. Having the “birds & bees” talk or an outdated Sex Ed class that provides students with condoms & a sheet of generic textbook sex terms will no longer be valid. We will evolve rather, to teach our children the “magic” of sexual connection & how it can be applied in practical & beneficial ways to one’s progressive life path which will thus aide significantly in personal growth & successes.

Speaking of successes… maybe all along, the kind of Mojo I speak of,  was the very thing that was harnessed to design, build & construct the massive towering N.Y City high rises, grand resorts & rivieras, sophisticated air craft, space craft, speed trains, underground cities, magnificent Tibetan monasteries, Egyptian Pyramids & Palaces of Beijing that we have today. I mean men build these, with their wives, counterparts & families behind them all the while. These grand works of our modern day world some dating back eons… were essentially built by US, right? Mister Mojo Risin’… haaaaad to be involved. Dontchya think? Just-a thought.

Back to what I was saying, it’s about moving our culture away from self serving empty instant gratification to a more civilized satiation that serves not only our bodies but our sparkly savvy souls as well. I would be so proud to be a part of a civilization that officially knows moderation & the magic of sex instead of one that’s so overly familiar with superficial, gorging, uncultivated, perverse, hormonal appetites for destruction. Wouldn’t you? Don’t lie… Well, your 5-D higher self would anyway, whether your 3-D earthly persona likes it or not. And, no, your HD, 4K, Virtual Reality Web Cam personality doesn’t get to have an opinion here. Sorry…

Let’s visit A.D. China & India, just for a moment… these interpretations & practices of primitive cultures are very curious

Track 11: Sex History 101 

[Sex in pre-modern China, and Chinese views on sexuality, have undergone dramatic changes. In early Chinese society homosexual, bisexual, and extra-marital sex were acceptable. Then, Taoist sexual practices came into play, which were more spiritual in nature. Women were the yin and men the yang essence, and they could merge and share their energy with each other. This concept led men in pre-modern China to prostitutes, to acquire as much energy as possible.

In ancient China, sexuality was unrestricted and practiced indiscriminately. The people of Xinjiang, a remote region of northwest China, are not only responsible for creating the earliest form of porn, but also some of the most graphic pornographic artwork in the world. The carvings were discovered in the 1980s by Chinese archaeologist Wang Binghua. Among other things, the 3,000-year-old petroglyphs depict a massive, bisexual orgy, complete with monkey masks.

China was more hospitable than most ancient societies, to say the least. It was common practice for men to let travelers have sex with their wives. It was believed travelers were distinguished, and sexy time with them would bring in new blood and herald a better future. Husbands would set travelers up with a place to stay and ensure all his needs were met.

In ancient China, emperors juggled a very full and complex sex schedule, which was essentially a tightly controlled rotation of concubines chosen from a roster of thousands of women. Emperor Sui Yang To (AD 581-618), for instance, had one main queen, two deputy queens, six royal consorts, 72 madams, and 3,000 palace maidens.

In 14th-century China, brothels were legal, registered, tax-paying businesses. There was no social stigma associated with visiting prostitutes during this time. Sung Dynasty princess Shan-Yin even had her own custom bed made to accommodate up to 30-men, who would pleasure her simultaneously.

Emperor Sui Yang To (AD 581-618) used a customized wheelchair to ensnare teenage virgins in the optimal position for intercourse. It was called the “virgin wheelchair,” and when a young woman sat on it, clamps sprung up, holding her arms down and spreading her legs apart. Then a mechanized chair cushion tilted ever so slightly, positioning her just right. Once the chair did its work, the virgin was ready to “gain the royal favor.”

Erotic images were painted on silk as learning materials for newlywed couples before their big performance on their wedding night. Some of these tiles date back to the Eastern Han period (AD 23-220), and didn’t exactly set the stage for a romantic evening between man and wife. Many depict group sex or partner swapping, and one shows a couple having sex while another man, and a mulberry tree full of monkeys, watch.

Taoists believed that losing too much jing, the essence of life, could result in illness or death. Of all the things in the human body, semen contains the most jing. Perhaps it’s no coincidence jing sounds a bit like jizz. When ancient Chinese Taoist men had sex, it was in their best interest to refrain from ejaculating. Ancient Taoists believed that semen not ejaculated would travel to the brain and nourish the being.

According to legend, the first emperor of China, known as the Yellow Emperor, became immortal by having sex with thousands of young virgins. It’s believed in Taoism that any man can gain immortality this way. The men of ancient China made it their life’s mission to have sex with as many young virgins as possible.

In primitive Chinese society, people lived in groups and had sex with whomever. There was no social etiquette in this area, or even inclination towards wanting romantic commitments from a single spouse. That’s not to say there weren’t emotional attachments, only that members of these groups weren’t restricted to emotional and sexual entanglements with just one person, but were free to explore.

Homosexuality was not uncommon or condemned in ancient China. Same-sex coupling was pretty popular during the Song, Ming, and Qing dynasties. Many emperors of the Han Dynasty were known to have a few men on their list of sexual partners.

Homosexuality was far more common among women than men for quite some time. This was only because of the belief that a man must save his “essence” and absorb the yin energy from a woman, whereas women didn’t lose their essence through intercourse, they only gained.]

—- By Lyra Radford

{Considered to be one of the most conservative countries in the world, believe it or not, India was extremely liberal and open about the concept of sex even before the 13th century. The statement is based on the sex sculptures carved on the walls of temples in India that were built in the 2nd Century. Sex was even taught as a formal subject as a part of education with pictorial representations of Kamasutra. Kama (sexual desire) was considered to be a part of the four human goals of life. The other three goals were: Dharma (moral life), Artha (material gains and means of life), and Moksha (the release from the cycle of life and rebirths). Considered to be a holistic act, there were various sculptures of different positions, forms, and acts carved on the walls of various temples in India.} —

Photo tour of Khajuraho: A visual treat of erotic sculptures… Bhagyashri Pawar
[We Indians even have a god for sex – Kama. So it is only natural that we have erotic sculptures on our temples. There have been many questions raised on the reason behind having erotic sculptures and sexual imagery in a place otherwise considered so ‘holy’ and ‘pure’. There are a few theories floating about but the most popular one seems to be that in order to enter a place so pure, you need to relieve yourself of all your desires and lust. It is by acceptance of lust and desire in you that you can learn to control it. Furthermore, these sculptures are always on the outer walls of temples meaning that the humans need to leave their desires outside before stepping in. In many Indian manuscripts, sex was considered to be spiritual and not hedonistic. There are many such theories but the fact remains that these temples are known more for their erotic sculptures than the deities residing inside.] — by Rutu Ladage via

Kamasutra. Ka·ma·su·tra. noun. A Sanskrit treatise setting forth rules for sexual pleasure, love, and marriage in accordance with Hindu law. A detailed, erotic account of the art and techniques of love, possibly written by a first-century sage. An unexpurgated English translation was published in 1883 by the British explorer and scholar Sir Richard Francis Burton.

I’m gonna go ahead & play the “Trantric Sex” card now. Isn’t sex supposed to be sacred?  Aren’t we supposed to honor each other via it’s expression? Since when has it become such a commodity, a monetary gain, a rogue carnal game, a power play, a conquest, or an opportunity we must seize at all costs? Since when has it become such a blank brainless empty service to one another for the sake of greed, pleasure, control, status, notoriety, fame, fortune, or a fast fix at the expense of someone else’s integrity or faculties. Are we all just a bunch of fraternizing “Muff Scouts” & “Snake Hunters,” in search of lust, money, or a temporal advantage? Isn’t sex supposed to be a blissful demonstration of  the depth of connection that we are indeed capable of as a superior species?

That said, a release, a quickie, a sensual exploration, a 5 hour Tantric adventure… are all equally kosher believe it or not, within the realm of soul. Like in ancient China, maybe polyamory & prostitution is not such a bad idea. Maybe it should, in all fairness, be up to a person’s independent path & growth, how they choose to roll.

Back in the A. D. days, it appears that places like China & India, were a “free for all” rock out with your cock out salacious Shangri-La where sex was used & over-used for all kinds of oddball superstitious reasons, as well as used, quite frankly, as an excuse to assault, ensnare & treat their fellow folk like pawns. Ummm, yea, not the brightest way to behave toward each other & to run a civilization. It’s obvious & not rocket science that the human specimen was practicing the art of living upon a less evolved level back then. Caveman mentalities were evidently closer to their dear little “bless their hearts,” than the enlightened strands of today. But, at least they had one thing goin’ for them, they didn’t discriminate. Exploration & individual identity was honored & encouraged & nothing was shamed or frowned upon. Let’s just take that tidbit of wisdom from their playbook, & call it a day, shall we….

Despite the fact that we are prone to be herd-like creatures, we are individuals & free thinkers & each of us is turned on in our own unique way. We are all wired differently, tuned differently, & for all intents & purposes, there is nothing wrong with sexual individuality. Or… relationship individuality, for that matter. This may be controversial to say… but sugar baby/sugar mama & daddy arrangements, swingers, polygamy, Tri-couples, multiple marriages should be honored & respected. Just because western culture teaches that monogamy or being “married for life” is the “right” way, moral & ethical way… doesn’t mean that it is the right way for EVERYONE. And regarding “sugar” arrangements, who ever said that dating the “regular” way guarantees mutual respect or integrity? At least with an agreed arrangement, both parties are guaranteed transparency, fair treatment, & equal benefits. Marriage is a business partnership, essentially. So why can’t a relationship between two dating people be addressed that same way for all intents & purposes? Bingo.

I am a sure proponent of personal CHOICE, & preference. What it comes down to is: intention. What matters is: intentionIntention is the big, strong, bold & brazen word of the day. Experience & express as you wish, whatever floats the ole… little man in the boat (lol)… as long as sex is not used as a weapon. Ya heard?

A W-E-A-P-O-N, my friends… a weapon.


Track 12: Don’t be an Amateur

Yes… I said: WEAPON>

When sex is used as a weapon to deceive, destroy, tarnish, taint, traumatize, belittle, humiliate,  insult, bully, abuse, assault, exploit, disrespect, corrupt, cripple, hurt, harm, hate, trick, enslave, suppress, oppress, terrorize, or subjugate in a sinister manner… it is misunderstood, misused & mishandled. This malicious, malevolent, invasive, damaging, & destructive behavior is riddled with bad intentions. When sex (pornography) is used as a drug to saturate the psyche with obsession, it becomes just as addictive as a drug like Crack, Heroin or Meth & must then be either regulated or destroyed. When the pornography of today makes us believe what we see on a screen is what real sex looks like… we have become fooled. Porn is not what real sex looks like. Today’s modern pornography is mere entertainment, for the sake of multiplying sales, clicks, & views. For the sake of shock value, temptation, & exploitation. But, today, in our beautiful free country & beyond… lines are more than blurred, friends.

The youngest of our society become brainwashed by these images early on & they become desensitized to real live human interaction. The visual fantasyland saturates minds & manipulates our youth to require sexual satisfaction upon levels that are unrealistic. These superficial & staged sexcapades warp minds to believe that “movies” are real life. Has pornography insidiously reared a culture of boys & men who underestimate the quality & content of women? Are we breeding young men who subconsciously view women as an object, to serve male needs & desires? Has it manipulated them into having super high standards & expectations when it comes to sexual camaraderie?

That said, it’s entirely your choice, Charlie, if ya wanna continue to view the whole sex game as such, rather than viewing it as a fortuitous occasion to advance & grow, nourish your light, & lengthen your scope. It’s your God-given right & your constitutional right, Rickie, to perceive sexual expression & experience as a futile whimsical fancy-free indiscriminate mini vaycay… as opposed to viewing it as a meaningful fantastic odyssey. Ball’s in your court, Kenny, if ya choose to score sex instead of  seizing it as an favorable opportunity to engage in an elevated encounter that amplifies enlightenment & thus the enlightenment of the planet. It’s your call, Cathy, if ya wanna facilitate a hollow session of a half lit cigarette… over & over again till the well runs dry.

And, yes, indeed, ladies… that kind of  “dry” too. With all due respect for men who have prostate issues, & that wonderful embarrassing battle with impotence, there are a variety of causes for these conditions. But yes, gentlemen… limp dick syndrome AKA: Erectile Dysfunction can also be a side effect of crass soul-less sex. Eventually, Dr. Feelgood just won’t perform as expected. Boner pill anyone?


Who wants a half hard whiskey dick? Or a half wet who-ha? Or a half baked cake. Or a half eaten apple. Or a half chewed stick of gum. Or a half mowed lawn. Or a half assed attempt to succeed. Or a half-hearted endeavor. Or a half finished project. Or a half played movie. Or a half made sandwich. Or a half dressed prom date. Or a half made bed. Or a half taken exam. Or a half cleaned car. Or a half played song. Or a half bowl of cereal. Or a half sentence or speech. Or a half a smile. Awe…

celex62008TJ0139.ENG.html.jur2008_A0139en01_img1.pngYou get the picture.

It’s all good in the hood. It’s all gravy baby. Bump, grind, smash, shag, bang, ball, hump, do it, any way ya wish with any one ya wish. We all are each smitten, taken, & turned on by everything from the simple to the very strange. Life, sex, love, work, play, your day, is all what ya make it. I would like to say, that there is no judgement here, because honestly, each one of us is on our own personal journey. Everyone has their own design to live out, a theater of experience waiting to unfold to them. We each have a stage to grace, bed to make, garden to weed, karma to sow, vision to dream into reality, & pass on.

We merge… we separate. Worlds collide & clash, or they unite & blend. Who knows why certain people drift in & out, some stay, some go, some leave lasting impressions, some don’t. Some change our lives forever, some just shift the tone of our day. Some people gift us, but some give us a reason to give. Some folks piss the living daylights out of us & bring out the beast, while some folks bring out the best. They ALL help us grow though. So do ALL of our experiences, even if we don’t quite notice or see how… the unseen is veeeeery powerful. We all have our own path of discovery before us, our own past to contend with for our own reasons. No one has the right to judge another person based on appearances, in my view. Unless you are an intuitive practitioner of light whom has cultivated Divine discernment skills… back off & keep your unfounded opinions to yourself.

That said, in defense of those who wish to live wild & free, the sex industry, & the consenting adult populous at large, for that matter, is chock full of responsible parties. All involved are liable. No one is a victim here. No one is “wrong or right,” either, in my view. It’s all about cause & effect, consequences & karma. It’s a matter of relevance to where we wish to rear our culture & community going forward. What kind of legacy do we want to leave to our children & to future generations? When twenty-second century folks go back & read about 2018 in the history books, will they be saying that we were an unevolved cave culture that predominately worshiped physicality & were slaves to money & our senses? I hope not…

It’s a matter of relevance to where we wish to rear our culture & community going forward.

With all due respect…

I am certainly 100% not in the business of persuading people to abstain or feel guilty, or go to church, confession, fast & recite prayers, a contrition or penance, grab a holy book or Bible or some good Christian, fundamentalist, evangelical, Catholic, Jewish, Amish, Muslim, Scientologist, or strict religious cult checklist, that will somehow absolve >>>>you dirty little naughty human<<<< of all your >>>>dirty little sins & secrets. That’s just not realistic or how I roll. I don’t endorse organized religion, the idea of “sin” or the Bible anyway. And I certainly do not believe that a requirement to be a “good human being” or moral & ethical person is to constantly check in with a pastoral set of standards everyday, that a flawed man either translated or made up anyway, essentially.

In light of current mass shootings, political rhetoric & mass divisiveness within our present culture, for the record, I am not anti-religion. We live in America, the land where we are free to believe what we choose & free to exercise our right to free speech & thus go forth to state our convictions. Just because my personal standpoint & principles of faith are outside of the confines of a church, & religious community, does not make me a hater, some kind of defector or an alien of sorts that is an enemy of “God” or “the people.” Religion can be a beautiful social vocation & spiritual devotion if that is what a person requires in order to feel balanced, protected & connected. To each their own, whatever works. But, it is definitely NOT necessary in order to be a good human being. To have faith in a Divine force, proliferate good works & uplift humanity with a spirit of love, joy & gratitude is a choice. You don’t need religion for that. Being spiritually sound is a personal choice that only requires one thing: an inner commitment to oneself to honor Divine enterprise.

The thing that gets me about organized religion, is the rigid, & in most cases, expired belief systems that instill deeply flawed programs, outdated viewpoints, & antiquated sexist, racist & prejudice prayers, practices & rituals. Organized Religion is typically a cult-like forum saturated with rules, laws, commandments, strict guidelines, codes of ethics, & black & white lists of wrong & right. Gathering together in a “house of worship” to celebrate “God” & family & community & love & affirm faith, inspire eachother & validate beliefs… is fine. It’s the subtleties of underlying condemnation, the false advertisement of our assumed inequality with a God Force & the sin rhetoric imbued into the scripture, services & sermons that insinuate our lowly humanness… that I don’t agree with.

That said, LOUD & CLEAR: what I am in the business of agreeing with & endorsing is… education, awareness & enlightenment infused with light & love directly from the SOURCE>>>

Source being: The Eternal Natural Divine Universe.

Education, awareness, & enlightenment is the almighty trifecta of freedom, here on earth. It’s been said, that “knowledge is power.” Power is FREEDOM>

I am a leader not a follower. Neither you or I need permission to be a leader. There are no apologies here. I seek to empower people, lend my depth, assert a wisdom of discernment, & shine the third eye jewel of intuition. I seek to help others to plant the seeds that will push up through the mud of the madness of this life & bear fruit. The endgame for me, is to provide my audience with juicy intel that will provide them with their very own leadership skills & tools to grow, and thus go on to counsel their own flock & circle of influence. After all, aren’t we all essentially on a pilgrimage & plight to liberate each other?

Don’t we have an allegiance, essentially, to the people whom we handle, help & affect… to live more unimpeded by unenlightened mistruths? Don’t you think we all might have that job to do? An inborn duty to our fellow man/woman/child to… dig deeper, find true meaning, nurture a character of altruism? Don’t you owe it to not only yourself & yours, but also more innately, to… the gift of life, to learn it’s most authentic principles, its most naked & organic underlying credence? If you don’t live under a rock, the answer to be inserted here, would be a big fat: YES!

Sometimes in life, ya just gotta abandon all you think you know (on the side of “know it all road”) just for a few, in order to grow. Indeed one of life’s big lovely paradoxes that wise people are hence aware of. Sometimes ya just gotta proceed fearlessly, and, almost foolishly (another paradox), with wild, inquisitive, bright eyes that PAY ATTENTION like a newbie. Throw that old grumpidy, grouchidy, naggidy old fart>>> Captn’ Caution pants… to the wind! Heck, If you pretend your very life depends on it, or pretend today is your last day alive, maybe you’ll adopt a train of thought that could be a game changer. Try it…

Not all of what we were taught was right, just, fair, moral or true. Not all of what people tell us is right, just, fair, moral & true. Not all of what the school system, text books, history, organized religion, the media, & government claims, is right, just, fair, moral & true. Not all of what your mama even told or taught you is necessarily right, just, fair, moral, or true. If we are ever going to survive successfully here on this glorious planet with any kind of dignity & integrity & treat this life like the sacred venue it is meant to be… THEN WE MUST  LEARN to think outside the box, & learn to think for ourselves. We are not sheep-le, we are not puppets. We are not pawns in some giant Angel/Devil holier than thou Chess game in the sky.

We are extraordinary multidimensional beings of miraculous capacity, strength, light, love, wisdom & an expansive wealth of genius. Lets act like it. Don’t be an amateur…

Some thought provoking person said once:The mind is like a parachute, it only works if it’s open.” But, you’ve heard that before.

Track 13: Janice


20180407_164557This is your lieutenant speaking now… Janice, Jenay’s alter ego, (in case you haven’t heard). I’ve been here the whole time sittin’ pretty with my glasses on observing the whole showdown. I’ve come to say, it’s time roll out, my pretties…

This was quite a noteworthy adventure! Thanks for stickin’ around. Thanks for riding out our rambles, contemplating our concepts, including our insights, observing our work & appreciating our research. And most of all, tolerating our goofball personality.

Not that I have one or anything… GleefulBleakCurassow-size_restricted

But the Spank Bank is officially at capacity… lol… with a plethora of unsavory images. Truth be told, the funk of gritty raw fornication has started to wear on me. I sure as shit am tired of seeing dick & pussy & boobs in my head all day long. After a while, it makes ya wanna spit, like ya have a bad taste in your mouth. This was a challenging topic to research for it was not easy on the picture brain, that’s for sure. And gee whizz, is there a fine line with regard to underage material & the legit adult legal brand. Which is why… diligence & vigilance is a requirement when delving into the viral sexscapes inside the vast recesses of human expression. There are ALL KINDS of people out there doin’ all kinds of stuff with no filter. Nothing is off limits in the virtual megaverse. Beware… FEDS don’t play.

My next work: a children’s book (about cats) ! lol

I mean, hey, there were perks… I’m not gonna lie… I’ve been known to fancy a bit of the racy visuals once in a while & benefit delightfully. Don’t act like you don’t know anything about that… all ya closet porn watchers out there. I got your number

This project has been a great big giant justified excuse to explore. I will admit, It was a very fun, interesting, intriguing, educational, exciting, & effervescently stimulating trip & made me blush just a little. And then some… 🙂

“Certain neuroscientists have argued, that for some people, heavy porn consumption can recondition the brain’s arousal circuitry to respond more to the screen than a human.”

—Belinda Luscombe

In closing, pornography in excess will eventually spoil reality, mess with the rabbit ears of circuitry & consequently cause problems. It’s common sense. What is at first a fun experiment, playful pursuit, or naughty little innocent adventure, can indeed turn into a big giant ferocious villainous vice in no time, if not monitored responsibly. Otherwise, there is nothing wrong with porn in moderation, for the sake of stimulation, education, exploration, expanding personal horizons, shakin’ your relationship out of a rut or giving it a pep in its step. Maybe the ole is getting the ‘ole juices flowin’ cause ya  either been hitched 4 life, or divorced & outta the game for a stretch. Maybe it’s just a mere convenience for the guy or gal who has a very intense itinerary, and porno is an easy release essentially, without all the “work.”

They do say that variety is indeed the spice of life. I’m not gonna disagree. Sometimes a little dab will do ya, if ya know what I mean. I am not opposed y’all. But, its no secret that we are indeed a binge watching nation, who at large, can be expected to indulge generously. There’s no shame in our game either. We broadcast it. We post it. We share it. We love being spoiled, & satiated, fed & entertained. We feel like we deserve it for our busy lives, sacrifices & hard work. In fact we are proud of our broad capacity to ingest copious amounts of stimuli. Christ, we celebrate winners of things like hotdog eating contests for godsake.

That said, can we be trusted to keep the tub of cookie dough ice cream in check for the whole week? Or will we slam the whole goddamn thing in one sitting, on the couch, while binge watching “Thrones…?” That, my friends… is the question.

“Moderation-ville or bust!”


plural: debaucheries
Definition: excessive indulgence in sensual pleasures.

Track 14: Final Thought

Parting is such Sweet Sorrow…. Until NEXT TIME, America! Namaste!

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