Ode to thee Old Drunk Archetype

I’ve never been one to boast or brag, but, I have been alcohol-free for one whole year, today. If you would like to read how that originally transpired, & also catch a gritty glimpse into the rest of my whole life story in an entertaining chapter trio… tap on the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08TQ7F2CB for book, e-book or audio. The following poem is an excerpt from “The Age of Aquarius” chapter 7: What Tipping Point?

Ode to thee Old Drunk Archetype

No more loose boundaries, or unsolicited hookups I regret. No more being the bodacious buzz girl just hanging out to party or see how far the party can get. No more loose purse strings, blowing my tip money on shots for the whole bar… twice. No more loose lips, drunk texting, drunk posting, being way too friendly & way too overly nice.

No more saying things I didn’t mean. No more blacked-out moments I swore were just a dream. No more finding out later all the snide comments I made the night before. No more smoking weed until I’m not in Kansas anymore. No more white lines from weird guys. No more dumb decisions, or risky rides. No more letting bad behavior slip or slide. No more looking over my shoulder, having to run, duck or hide. No more scarfing down 2am pizza or bumming a dirty smoke. No more waking up with crazy cuts or bruises or thinking life is such a joke.

No more middle of the night fridge raids, or 1000 calorie binges. No more being slumped over the side of my bed parched with my door half off the hinges. No more waking up with a bunch of names & numbers in my phone I don’t even know or recognize. No more uncomfortable days where I can see my mortality in the mirror, my age in my hands, & a big fat ice pack across both eyes.

No more losing my keys, an earring or a shoe. No more in a panic looking for my purse & phone, tearing up everything for a clue. No more waking up with a guilty conscience, & a bunch of mysterious regrets. No more waking up with a pounding headache, in a bunch of cold clammy sweats.

No more red wine stains, or sticky stuff in my hair. No more crumbs & candy wrappers strewn without a care. No more racking my brain to figure out what exactly went down. No more wondering how I wound up all the way on the other side of town. No more letting the night get away from me or the day disappear. No more blackout disaster areas in my house, knocked over lamps, broken plant pots & spilled warm smelly beer.

No more next day blues in hungover city where I pretty much lose an entire day, or three, to recover my soul. No more struggling hungover workdays that feel like a square peg in a round god-ding-it hole. No more mornings still drunk from the night before. No more hair of the dog smoothies for breakfast while I sit crashed on the floor.

No more need for secret stashes, airplane bottles or wine boxes in my trunk. No more do I need a drink to relax, unwind, get loose, or get pumped. No more do I need a drink to deal with the grind or cope. No more do I need a drink for liquid courage, peace or sleep… that would be a, nope!

No more anxiety, worry, or secret guilt do I harbor because I feel like I can’t handle life without a buzz. No more compromised self-worth because of that, & pretending to be just fine, when I really feel like scuzz. No more buffering my true feelings. No more drinking my cares away. No more excuses. No more explanations. No more being comfortably numb all the live long day.

I have a new buzz now. It’s way better. It’s not temporary. It’s definitely here to stay. It doesn’t make you numb or not fun or have consequences that make you pay. It doesn’t take prisoners or produce casualties, & it doesn’t cost a thing but a choice. Choose wisely. Choose LOVE. No matter your fix or vice, if you still have a heartbeat, you still have a voice.

Use it!

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SOUL: the cosmic traveler

It’s no secret, we are SOULS in suits. We are only here in this particular body for a stint of a lifetime & then we recycle back into our light body form & transition over into our next mission which could very well be, yet another lifetime here. We are thus, masters of this recycling process, & have been through the systematic transferring of states over & over again, for centuries. In truth, we are cosmic travelers who embody different vehicles at different times for different reasons. Just as water can take on the form of a solid, liquid, or gas… so can our soul thus take on many forms as warranted, just the same.

Our souls are adaptable cosmic chameleons that indeed are the very essence of who we are on a most fundamental level. There is no disputing it. Matter cannot be created or destroyed, just as the soul cannot be disproven to not be a human’s actual true identity. In the past, certain religious beliefs may have regarded reincarnation as a superstitious theory… but, we now know, with certainty, how outdated that is. The soul is a cosmic traveler that is a vast entity of light, love & eternal knowingness that is a collection of data & energetic codes. The light body, or soul, is who we actually are. It is the “thing” that we must have allegiance to FIRST. And, the quote from Jesus Christ master of 5D: “Seek ye first the kingdom of God, & all else will be added to you,” MEANS THIS.

It’s no longer just a speculative topic that we mull over at the dinner table or casually chat about on a Wednesday afternoon or marvel at upon our Sunday service or church sermon. It is our DUTY as a soul in a human suit, to honor the “motherland,” the soul self. Why? Well, because it is the ONE thing that needs to run well, like a gassed up truck with shiny new tires & a fresh oil change ready for the open road. It is the ONE thing that must be wired right, for us to have a thriving bountiful beautiful life here. Our very existence depends on the condition of our light body, our soul self. If we do not tend to the very vessel of our BEING, & it begins to become a half lit Christmas tree of sorts… we will begin also, to be shit out of luck, as they say.

If the flesh & blood body vehicle is our temple, then the liquid light body of our soul is where the temple plugs in its hardware. If the lights go out in the temple… it’s cause the connection to the source of its energetic alignment is crimped. It’s very simple. Serve soul first, & all else will fall into place accordingly, no matter what. It is Universal law that is, again, NOT up for debate. Law is law. God’s law is NOT man’s law. Man’s law is flawed & can be disputed, but God’s… not so much. And, God’s law or Universal law states: the soul, (light body, auric field, & chakra system) is the MOST important garden to cultivate & properly maintain.

Because we have thus followed an opposite formula for decades & centuries of gardening the outer verses the inner of us instead, there have been consequences. Ya think? Here is your visible evidence that proves what NOT serving soul FIRST looks like: sin, sickness, aging, deterioration, suffering, pain, & death. If we were a collective civilization & species that would have served soul FIRST instead, all these years… we would find ourselves in much better shape today. We would find ourselves typically not aging, acquiring sickness, illness, or disease. Deterioration, suffering, pain, loss, regret, guilt, poverty, struggle, strife… all these things are merely the MISCREATIONS of a left brained human society out of balance.

The left brain dominated unabridged ego mind is the culprit here. It’s cunning twisted charm has been an erratic loose cannon with a dark & stormy agenda for centuries. Like a pack of Wild West insubordinate outlaws rippin’, runnin’, robbin’ banks & holding humanity hostage, we have had to stand by & allow it to play out, essentially. That is… UNTIL NOW. For a plethora of agonizing generations human DNA had been held captive by this long lineage of distorted false programs & beliefs. This has made us into a culture of casualties & survivors, & thus a bunch of wounded souls at the end of the day, that keep repeating the same karmic lessons lifetime after lifetime, incarnation after bloody incarnation of challenging tests. Well, I am here to tell ya… games over, wily guy. Bad boys don’t excite us anymore. Healed ones do.

The genetic codes & wiring of old school paradigms of miscreated states of consciousness that thus produced & manifested adverse circumstances & experiences… are no longer valid. We are now approaching the Golden Age of Humanity circa 21st century, & what we are calling “New Earth” is at hand. This means that the expired codes & old wiring are now presently being transmuted into light by droves of light workers, Angels, guides, & guardians of us & our planet. Ultra terrestrials & benevolent beings of light upon all levels are NOW finally assisting this very long awaited SHIFT. It’s happening whether you believe it or not. It just IS. I am here to share this TRUTH. Voilà.

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Age is not just a number

Ageis not just a number. It is a tactfully crafted lump sum of moments that have industriously capitalized on every single experience you have ever had in the whole grand scheme of things & then some. What a statement. What a mouthful. What a tall order to fill. What a magnanimous journey it took to get here. This life, we live, circa the 21st century, for pretty much each & every single one of us, is an incarnation that is one of many. This incarnation is the product of a long line of incarnations wherefore we had multiplicities of experiences here on earth in a human suit. Every single incarnation that we ever had led up to this: the life we lead right now.

Looking at it like this, is wise. This, in truth, is the reality of who we each are, & the realistic nature of our journey. Our individual lineage of lives we each carry with us like an echo of miles & miles of collected karmic creations, miscreations, entanglements, experiences & expressions… is what fate & destiny is made of. The very fabric of our life path is composed of the innumerable free will choices we made over our numerous, too many to count, lifetimes here.

This makes us SOLELY responsible for our outcomes, our dispositions, our states of consciousness. This makes what we CHOOSE the main reason for each & every one of our experiences, good or bad & all in between. Our “lot in life” is a direct & indirect result of the sum total of every choice we ever made, centuries wide. OUR FREE WILL choices, big or small, make up who we are, what we attract, & thus, how we are treated. The quality of our life depends on all the accumulated choices we made over lifetimes. This makes CHOICE, the only thing that really matters in life. Because, your choice is what makes you. Their choice is what makes them. Every single choice, move, maneuver, thought, word & deed you set forth out into the ether is a tiny microscopic energetic puzzle piece cocreating the artistry of the entire container of your existence.

It has been said, that we do not take anything with us after we die. Material wealth does not go with us to the grave. We can’t take the money, house, car or loved ones. BUT… we DO take OUR CHOICES. Yes, we take each & every one of our unique choices. The Universe does not miss a beat, when it comes to collecting every single move we make, decision, intention, & affirmation. Make no mistake, the Universe ALWAYS delivers. Make no mistake, there is no such thing as a secret, either. The Universe is ALWAYS listening. No matter what the choice, the Universe will indefinitely tuck it right in, weave it right in, paint it right in, blend it right in, bake it right in. Choices are the ingredients that compose the recipe of both our genetic & energetic imprint. Both our physical & ethereal design is a composite of our choices. These choice ingredients build your body, heart, mind, soul, character, personality, & position. Choices are the flavors that make up YOU. So, my advice is… when prompted: discern wisely, deliberately decide & consciously CHOOSE.

The fancy, buttercream, carefully crafted cake of your very existence… depends on it. Make your ingredients COUNT, today.

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The Power of NO: how to seize it

“Say YES to new adventures!” We can all relate to snapping out of comfort zones with inspirational quotes like this one. What a great plaque or signature tee, optimistic sentiment brimming with enthusiasm, & a bold expression of pop culture just wanting to LIVE. I get it. But…

“Say NO to people, places, things, circumstances & experiences that will not serve your highest good & support the modus operandi of your best life now…”

…should be a billboard on the side of every highway across America. Or, maybe, this statement should be spun into a curriculum, a series of modules, a workbook or webinar. Knowing when to say NO… separates the boys from men, if you will. This is where the sensitive empathic nature of the female principle is used to discern truth & thus harness its counterpart male dominant energy to the fullest in one tiny word: NO.

NO, just like YES, can give our power back. Go ahead… no one’s lookin’… say it out loud right now… “NO!” It feels pretty darn good, doesn’t it? YES & NO must be bestowed equal “air time” in the life of anyone who wants to be treated fair & just by others & the world around them. Neither position can be discounted over the other. They both equally serve their own unique dutiful purposes as needed. There is a time & season for all things under the sun.

It’s no secret that everybody loves the word YES!

“Say YES to the dress!” “She said YES!” “Yes please, thank you, more!”

The word YES is a happy word, a “game” word, a green light word, a word filled with promise, awe, wonder & excitement. Pop culture has been hooked on it for ages, essentially. Well… at least until Nancy Reagan launched the “just say no” drug campaign in ’82 & then of course the #TimesUp movement saturated society with a big fat “N” “O” in recent years, that shut down jackasses everywhere.

Regarding the 20th century, most of us Gen-Xers & Boomers were raised to have “manners,” & to be politely agreeable at all costs. After all, it was not kosher, professional, neighborly, gentlemanly or ladylike, to say NO. The word NO, indicated rebellion, rejection or rebuke… in the old days. We were taught to be YES people. Eventually we grew out of those outdated standards. We now know better. But never-the-less, the word NO, still carries with it, the weight of old school implications, connotations, traditions, customs & paradigms that are just plain flawed.

That said, this article is about NO, because it’s the less popular word of the two & it deserves some long overdue airtime. The word NO, can appear daunting at times, no doubt. NO, can come across abrupt, inconsiderate, brash, critical, anti-social, disrespectful, irritable or disagreeable, indeed. NO, can sound snobby, arrogant or rude. NO, can sound pretentious, pompous or short. It might get a bad rap for being sure & unwavering, but NO, doesn’t care… it stands in its power anyway, despite naysayers. No pun intended.

It’s probably not a good idea to get in the habit of agreeing to something just because you may think it is your only option. Mister Larry Limitation is just a left brain mind gamer. Do not be mistaken, when one door closes, another one opens ALWAYS. In truth, there are plenty of options & alternatives at your disposal. Trust this fact. Just because you may not SEE the next door, doesn’t mean it’s not around the corner. Geez, if we all had a crystal ball in our pocket, the faith muscle would shrivel up into a tiny raisin of rigid rationalizations. Yik.

NO, streamlines a clean cut down the fabric of a choice & a decision is made in favor of the alternative. NO, is an unassuming YES, in disguise, to an unequivocal reply. No ambiguity, no mincing words, no fuzzy maybe, no uneasy Eddie or uncertain Sally dawdling, or pacing with worry lines of trepidation. Potential empty promises burn holes in the rug of regret, but NO, restores our sense of dignity, decency, due diligence, integrity, accountability, & allegiance to none other than… ourselves.

Dignity, decency, due diligence, integrity, accountability, & allegiance. Those are some strong words. Those are words that contain qualities & character traits of a true leader. All the folks we look up to for demos of how to behave, react, respond & handle things best, exemplify the energy of those words. Leaders might indeed know how to say YES, but they sure as shit know the fine art of NO.

We all crave attention, connection, community, companionship, comradery. But it should never be satisfied at the expense of us, compromising our self-worth or monopolizing our time & energy. Neediness or desperation is no excuse to give in to the YES, when you really want to say NO. Your hair stands up, the pit starts to deepen, your inner voice says NO, & your soul is writing it all over the wall next to ya in thick black indelible marker. LISTEN to your gut instincts, your first emotional response, your intuitive nudges, inklings, prompts, hints of clues of those whispering small voices in your head.

Intuition & instincts MATTER. Yes, NO matters. Saying NO, is a requirement for a good life. If you want to stay sane, balanced, level-headed, tuned in, aligned, at peace & in control of your choices, knowing when to say NO, is a must. Saying NO is a requirement for a safe & secure existence, where your Auric field isn’t trampled on & your energy escrow isn’t sucked dry. Saying NO is a firm acknowledgement of who you are, where you stand, & what is acceptable or not in your realm of experience.

Saying NO, is claiming your position, with no margin for error, questionable intentions, or ulterior motives. Saying NO, means setting definitive boundaries that show people the door, where the closed sign is flipped, & the hours of operation are clearly posted. No means NO… is a real thing. NO should be honored to the fullest each day, no matter what our inner whiny kid wants or what the status quo seductively dog whistles into our psyche via commercialism & FOMO. Knowing the art of NO, should be a mandatory class in high school.

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At this stage of the game, circa Age of Aquarius 2021, there is nothing I want more in this life, at this time, than my books to go viral. Why? So our world can indeed be a better place… one by one, two by two, one family at a time, then one community at a time. World Peace is on the horizon & these two books will open the door for anyone who wants to be an ambassador. And this: I shall make happen, in one way or another, fam.

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11 ways we Birth the New Earth: 2020 edition

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1. Out with the old… in with the new!

Clean those closets! Empty the stale ice cube trays. Toss the old socks from ’98. Dust the dark corner with shelves that bugs live on.

For the love of God… please unleash all that cluttery stuff you’ve been piling up for some time now, for some vague (rational) reason, in a stained old padded envelope, tucked away in a moth balled box, that’s hidden in some weird wire crate, in the remote reaches of the weeded paint peeling shed out back, that you are saving for just the right moment that never actually arrives… ever.

Make SPACE. For new fresh energy to emerge. For new fresh ideas to blossom. For the things that no longer serve us to fall away… so new improved relationships & connections can replace them.

2. Unlearn… relearn.

Unlearn all the lies we have been being taught, disguised as truths… for eons upon eons by the status quo government of “man.” Let us RELEARN the right ways of being, seeing, knowing, feeling, having, etc etc. Let’s realign ourselves to the REAL TRUTH. Oh look, I just so happen to have a TRUTH MANUAL handy>>>here: Decline of Civility: How to Rise to the Occasion VIA AMAZON

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3. Delete, delete, delete. Download, download, download.

Delete old programs & outdated systems of belief that have no use for us at this juncture. It is time for each of us to continuously work daily to download the New Earth programs of freedom, fulfillment, unconditional love, joy & Divine union.

4. Unprogram. Reprogram.

As I said, Unprogram the outdated limiting beliefs we have all collected over time. The false narratives we follow & buy into. The stories we tell ourselves of unrest, anxiety, worry, poor me-hood, victim-hood, of not being good enough, rich enough, pretty enough, smart enough, fit enough. The stories we spin of guilt, shame, loss, limitation, lack, sadness, pain, suffering, regret, unworthiness, poverty. It’s time to release the howw-uuundzzz.

5. Let go of bad habits. Implement new ones.

This is a continuous process. With #4 being said… do not slack here, you can’t afford it. PRACTICE new habits daily to form new patterns to change the way we experience life, best self style.

6. Release the past. Embrace the NOW.

The past is an old worn out shoe. New path, new shoes. “The present is a GIFT.” I bet that old adage has been said a million times before. Ya think?

7. Forgive & let live. Be your best self TODAY.

Um, yeah, well, studies show, that the resentment, anger, or unforgiveness we may harbor towards someone, is actually only hurting US, not them. Would you like me to repeat that?

8. Bye bye EGO. Hellooooooo Soul shine!! 🌞

Well, the EGO is a bitter old man who just can never seem to get his rocks off properly & he blames everyone else for it. Time for him to GO. Our soul self is soooo much more equipped to handle this life & harness the GREATness of our GOD-identity. “Made in the image,” ring a bell? The EGO is clueless in that department, & thinks IMAGE means… his ugly mug in the rear view he keeps obsessing about.

9. Bye bye energy vamps. Helloooooo Earth Angels!

Well, well, well… sun too bright for ya, Drac? The SILVER studs I’m wearin’ gotchya squirmy? What about all the GARLICY pasta I loaded up on at the Little Italy Buffet this afternoon in the caff… feeling a little queazy, are ya?

Fact is… Earth Angels were always here. But now, there are MORE. We all have the potential to be Earth Angels. That is well within our Divine rights as human beings on the planet at this time. So exercise your rights, human! Be the Earth Angel you are destined!

10. Take the shadow self by the hand & drag him with you.

“Welcome to the New Earth, this will be your new reality from now on, where we each consciously choose to live an honorable soul-inspired life!” The great & powerful Oz has spoken!

The more we embrace our shadow selves by embracing our flaws, missteps, miscreations, 3D tendencies, subpar habits & faulty limiting patterns & belief systems… the more our shadows will integrate with us to formulate a superior being of power, authority, strength, courage & wisdom. Kinda like what we would imagine the avatar of Arch Angel Michael to look like. Shadow self + Soul self = Superior Spirit Self. The transformation equation. Think PHOENIX rising.

11. Off we go! From 3D to 5D in a flash!

From 3D fuzzy black & white old grey antiquated TV set with rabbit ears lookin’ REALITY, to a 5D ultra High Def, LCD, LED, plasma, 8 star, cinematic surround sounded crystal clear virtual reality, REALITY.

Later gator3D drag of a realm, it was a hoot! 😳 But, we are now graduating… to way higher vibratory frequencies!! (despite appearances😎) Get ready for lift off! 5D paradigms, here we come!
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Karma: Snapping out of it.

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We come through our parents. We are not them. They are the channel through which we travel here to coexist & co-create with others upon this planet earth in a 3 dimensional reality that has been set forth for us to grace. That said, let’s acknowledge also that we are free then, to be ourselves, to behave as we see fit, & honor the integrity of our individuality &/or soul calling despite “where we came from,” despite our genes, despite our family customs & traditions, & most of all… despite what false programs, sinister dramas, toxic thought patterns or flawed belief systems have been super imposed on us most times without our permission. Subliminally, subconsciously, or blatantly ingrained by parents, guardians, family, friends, teachers, media, government, religion, & advertisement, each & every one of us have been influenced in our youth. By the time we all reach a certain human age, we become aware of the power of personal choice. We each have a turning point from child to adult where we each learn that we are solely responsible for what we create for our selves & lives. At which time, we can either reject that or accept that, & develop & move forward accordingly. Blame game, or proactive co-creator? Your choice, friends.

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Ode to Doubt: Yerrrrr Out!

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Ode to Doubt

Get out, doubt! Ya big fat hungry cow. Today I am choosing to live in the worry-free zone of the NOW.

You will not come between me & my passion. I have a love affair to nourish, a fortune to fashion. I have a heart to expand, horizons to stretch. My fuel is FAITH, I have higher planes to catch.

Doubt, you are no pal of mine. Belief is my partner in crime. You won’t  be leaving me in a pickle, with your bad attitude, & uncertainty that’s fickle. Your conniving little riddles no longer rock the boat, cause trust is my companion that keeps these water wings afloat.

I will invite you in, only if you win. I invited the fun, cause it already won. I invite flexible freedom, cause it casts no fears. I invite small pleasures, cause they make memorable days into valuable years.

Get out doubt! You’re just a pushy little swine. You only clutter, close, & callous the mind. Take a sabbatical, a retreat, a long overdue vaycay… dash off to where the warm sea-salted breeze can whittle all your whining away.

Doubt, you are young, dumb, foolish & unrefined. You’re undecided, scared & wasting my time. The tiny little space you rented in the house of my head is foreclosed. You no longer take up residence, are no longer opposed.

You may no longer stay, make me pay, ruin my day. Your time has expired… your fired! You’re just so plain uncouth & so rude, that I’ve decided to replace you with  little Miss Gratitude.

I burnt the box you were in, chimney swept you out. It’s time to go, my dear, please don’t scream & shout. Because I can’t hear you, I listen only to LOVE speak. The rat tales you spun are meager, hapless & weak.

Oh dear lovely sunshine… when you paint the skies today with your ray-filled brush of sorts… I will honor only the blessings that Miss glorious Gratitude courts. I will focus on benefits, bounty, beauty & wealth. I will embrace the sounds, the smells, the gifts of good health.

I look, I see, I acknowledge, I feel, I know. I allow, I am acquainted, I am connected, I flow. I am receptive & open, my heart is sparkly & spacious, my soul is on fire, my spirit is vivacious. I sit & bask, sleep or relax, take the scenic route & drive for miles. Doubt, you’re only a raindrop… in a bucket of contagious smiles.

Rowdy Doubty-pants… I’ve unpaved your silly plans. Sunshine & happiness are my newest friends & fans.

Sport that Diamond sparkly crown, give it all you’ve got! Flip that frown upside down, run & jump & hop! Life is good 🙂

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Be gone doubt! Steeeeee-rike!! Yer OUT!!!

…Bitch-ass.

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Here I go again, using my own disheartening experiences with men that INSIST on pushing me into unwelcome sexual exchanges. I draw from these personal challenges to create bad ass life changing blog articles that help people. Can’t go wrong there. Boo Yah! My brow has been wrinkled all morning, though, it’s not like I like this. But I have no choice. I either channel it… or grow to be a very mean mean witch that will likely eat you, if you come too close.

Whether it’s talking about what they want to do to me or with me or what they want me to do to them, or… just plain… whining that they WANT me so bad (in a very graphic manner). Ewe. Or, it gets better… love when the dude actually thinks he has the right or knowledge to speak on MY NEEDS!!!!!! Great try, Slick Rick, but that has to be the most ignorant way to attempt to get laid, that I ever heard. Trying to convince me, that I NEED it. Wow. Think again, bro. Who died, & made you the President of Sex Town? How many times I choose to meet my needs & how I choose to do it, & who I choose to do it with, are, frankly… none of your Mother F-ing business. Weirdo. Go back to your cave dwelling & rub some sticks together, there, cave-boy wonder. And while you’re at it, rub one the fuck out too, so your impetuous unmanageable hormones will stop blinding out your sense of decency.

What part of NO don’t men understand? I completely have had ENOUGH of any man thinking that they can touch me to satiate a one-sided obsession, or even talk to me about my body parts without my consent. I am gonna start to  carry around soap on a rope from now on, & just whip it out as needed, to either slap a bitch-ass silly, or wash filthy mouths out, of these foolish knuckleheads who think that disrespecting a woman with unwanted sex talk, is kosher. It’s NOT! It’s super annoying, super creepy, super needy, low class, uncouth, & toxic, not to mention very unattractive. Unwanted is the key word here. Whatever happened to charm, dignity, integrity, respect, drawing her to ya in a subtle but worthwhile way. Wining, dining, putting in some effort, a little TLC, some good old-fashioned convo?

Unwanted sexual talk & advances are not going to to get men where they want to go, EVER. Should I repeat that? There is never just cause. Just because the girl is either at a bar, night club, it’s 2AM, or even in a salacious setting such as a strip club, or maybe she has on revealing attire, is voluptuous, has nice legs, a fat ass, puffed up cleavage, sex appeal, or a seductive smile, THIS DOES NOT GIVE ANY MOTHER F-ING MAN THE RIGHT… to disrespect her with unwanted sexual talk, advances or at worst… assault. Shall I repeat that, gentlemen??

Attention all wanna-be Pimps & Playaz: unless you have something of value to offer to a lady, don’t even bother. And unless you wanna end up with your name on a court document, I would recommend you mind your manners, respect boundaries & play your cards right by knowing for certain sure that your attention is NOT the unwanted kind.

If she looks uncomfortable, says she’s uncomfortable, isn’t catching your drift or clearly NOT flirting back… then, duh… ass-face, back the fuck off!!! She’s just not that into you. Hello? What part of the word: NO, don’t you understand?? It’s not rocket science. Woman are not just made for your pleasure. Just because we may look good, or smell good, or laugh at one of your stupid jokes, doesn’t mean it’s okay to cross boundaries. We are not robots with plushy sex parts that are built to serve every man’s beck & call. We are not REQUIRED to respond to your extremely out of line, degrading, disrespectful behaviors. We are not rag-dolls that get turned on by your selfish, self centered, self-serving, narcissistic, phallic fantasies of the way you THINK we are supposed to conspire with you to fulfill some lustful secret greedy agenda. Didn’t your mama teach you any manners?

What the hell is wrong with men? Many of them. With all due respect to the good ones out there, your arch nemesis’ are scattered all over the map, now clearly OUTED, finally… courtesy of the #MeToo movement. They are at your workplace, in your neighborhood, community, on your team, at the gym, your church, in your back yard, your school, the local grocery store, the bar, club, restaurant, any & everywhere. Any & everywhere, I can almost guarantee there is a plotting, predatory man lurking around a random corner. Two brands, either one: the guy who simply  has no self control, or two: the guy who is simply so full of himself that he thinks that controlling a woman for self gratification is justifiable, ethical or a viable means to secure an ego-based position of  power or status.

Big blinking neon sign: We are not Lions in the Animal Kingdom.

We are human beings with a soul, heart, mind & a super conscious very sophisticated sense of self.

What? Didn’t ya get the memo? Guess not.

Un-evolved Cave man who thinks only with his penis:
“(grunt, grunt, grunt) Me—want—fuck—you. Me—want—pussy.”
Lovely respectable lady in a bar with style & class:
“Go Fuck… yourself, Chief. Heathens went out of style with the Dinosaur era. Your game sucks. Your lines blow. Your presence is straight offensive.  You best take a hike up shit’s creek without a paddle, there,  fool. Games over.”

 

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