Calling all Fortunate Candidates: 10 of my Favorite reasons for why u should join UBER today!

802947-cars-cities-lights-night-vehiclesMustard yellow cabs are goin’ outta style, folks. Uber is sweeping the nation. As of late, I have had the privilege of assisting our community with the mission to keep our friends, neighbors, families & children safe, accident & Dui free via Uber. Pretty cool.

I haul ass pretty much between the hours of 11pm-4Am depending on party & fest stats. It’s a fun job. It teaches financial independence, entrepreneurial spirit, tolerance, patience, & how to un-attach from prior molds of the status quo to be under some kind of “influence” by the wee hours.

Stone cold sober, clear, alert, aware & on top of my game is essential for chauffeuring around a bunch of folks who are essentially relying on you to get them home safe & sound. Although it would be nice to join them sometimes with a fat juiced up martini at the club or bar….it seems to be a bit more rewarding to stay sober & be a late nite travel guide. Usually people are in good moods, high, happy, partnered up, have the munchies, giggly, & sparking with the leftover fever & buzz of a great band, party or dancefloor. I catch that buzz & usually have a little fun bein’ the chic who has the basket of dum dums in the middle console & a funny story to keep them smiling & awake long enough to get home.

I will admit…speed bumps royally suck….& Dui checkpoints frazzle me to this day…the occasional barf shower out my window splat on my car door is kinda gross….but, people are generally good-natured, spirited & fun. Oh yes….watch out for red light snapshots…oh boy, they sneak up on ya fast.

If you asked to give me a kiss as a tip…I probably won’t comply…but, I will take a hug, a handshake, & the leftover dollar bills in your pocket from the bar…:)

Uber Driver Pros: List of my 10 Favs:

1.

Uber saves lives. It’s cheaper than a DUI, even when it’s surging (1-3x the regular fare usually when there is a great need at 2am). When a rider taps the app, it’s all gravy after that, & they are guaranteed a no brainer lift to wherever their little heart desires. There will be no fumbling for payment methods, or figuring out directions, the nifty Uber App is our very own personal assistant for both teams, the rider & driver alike.

2.

Ya basically get to hang out with a bunch of really cool & interesting folks that are essentially on a mission to have a good time. They are on their way to or from a get-together, gala, gig or grab-a-date. Weddings, bachelor or bachelorette parties are the best though! And, if you are typically a “people-watcher” at the mall, you will really get a kick out of all of the fashionable kicks & threads people sport!

3.

Surging times will give the driver at least 20$ an hour. Words of the day: EARNING POTENTIAL. Money, money, money! Did I mention….gettin’ PAID!! $$$$$$$$$$$ lol. In addition to the fact that every single person you refer to the Uber Drive program, will earn you a quick, fast, Ez, extra profit. They sign up, use your CODE……MINE IS>>>> (https://get.uber.com/drive-vs/?exp=vs-t&invite_code=pan4krpbue), make their first 30 trips (which goes by real fast), they get a bonus 50$, you get 150$!!! YES, you heard it right, 150$ smackerooskis…just for relaxing on your recliner & binge watching Game of Thrones. 🙂

4.

It’s a networking machine! For any and all of your little projects you’re trying to promote. Yes, you may pass out your business card or flyer to anyone who will listen…! Yay! Good deal, friends, work this little gig until your big dreams become bigger & burst! That’s the objective 🙂

5.

Although it’s highly recommended & wise to follow the trends of your own community, check flight schedules, have an App to alert you of festivals & concerts, wine tasting, sex toy bar bingo, masquerade contests, beach parties, bands, shows, beer week, salsa nite, square dancing, conferences, plays, or sporting events…..the driver always has the sole prerogative to make his own hours & work as little or as much as he wants. Period. Can’t beat that! BTW….you can work any time of day…surges happen randomly. If you are a mornin’ person, you can shuttle people off to their jobs, and send them off to a good day! People need rides all the time for a myriad of reasons. Anything goes. Wherever & whenever there is a need….strike while the iron is hot, my friends!

6.

My personal fav….NO BOSS! Suck it, Mister Loco man or woman in charge….I GOT THIS. lol. Enough said.

7.

The driver gets to soundtrack the entire experience from start to finish via Pandora, MP3, I-Tunes, Cd’s, Soundcloud, Satellite radio, Spotify, I heart radio (for that occasional news, weather & talk show fix)….& lest us not leave out NPRNational Public Radio is the old standby familiar staple on everybody’s dial. Jazz on Wed nites is the best…Jazz always seems to make passengers feel like they just scored a limo with caviar & crackers. lol. Make it even more fun role play….& get yourself a couple of cool classy hats, & a pressed suit jacket for the ultimate limousine experience for both parties. “24 Karat Magic in the Aaaaayrrree!” as Bruno Mars would say… 🙂

8.

Every single passenger….has either a story, opinion or serious sense of humor. I almost peed my pants on quite a few occasions from the comedian I scooped up from a late nite Hooters outing with his boys…Boobs & Budlite make an already funny dude….even funnier…lol!

9.

Everyone was born & raised somewhere different it seems, &/or lived somewhere for a time. Ask questions. Be an interviewer/investigator. People will give you the 411 on every town, city & state in the US, & sometimes abroad if you’re lucky. And, speaking of 411….You can damn sure expect to be “in the know” about every single hot spot in your town… who’s there, when, where, how much, what time. I can almost guarantee there will be no shortage of intel on the social scene in your community! Pretty soon you can count on being not only the cool Uber travel guide, but a tour guide as well. You will know about everything from, local legends, museums, to farms, to B&B’s, historic landmarks, histories of the area, conservatories, aquariums, Gem shops, Donut shops, bistros, ice cream, coffee, to the corner dive bar with a bomb-ass reputation for good food, local bands & local brews. You will be the on-the-go, go-to source for all things social friendly.

10.

Last but not least…two things> A) getting paid for being on an adventure that changes daily & (changes your life to boot), is always a pretty cool deal. B) When we are in the driver’s seat, we have the ultimate opportunity to bring Light & Love into people’s lives. It is a platform to share or spread joy, lend an ear or caring heart, encourage, positively influence, help, nurture, nourish or guide anyone that has the luck of landing in the passenger seat. That in & of  itself, makes it all worthwhile. Heck, I get guidance too…for sure. We all get blessed on the short or long ride, in some way shape or form. It’s a win/win.

Now, if that isn’t enough to persuade you to sign up to drive today, use my promo code, grab an extra 50 bucks while embarking on a new lucrative adventure…..then I don’t know what is! lol

Not to mention, the only places that seem to be open past 2Am are diners, Cook-Out, maybe Taco Bell, depending on what state…. & without fail: dunt da da da! A NY style pizza joint &/or Dominos…ofcoarse! When the belly growls after drivin’ for 4 hours on a Saturday night, you can bet your mama, that one intoxicated happy camper will bless you with sum GRUB! lol

Sign up today! Make that Loot Tomorrow! USE MY FRIENDLY CODE: https://get.uber.com/drive-vs/?exp=vs-t&invite_code=pan4krpbue

Get Paid!!!!!!!! Thank you! You guys rock…

#WootWoot! #GetUberLiscious #ShowTime #DailyDizz

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24K Magic in the Air

Uber is sweeping the nation. As of late, I have had the privilege of assisting our community with the mission to keep our friends, neighbors, families & children safe, accident & Dui free via Uber. Pretty cool.

I haul ass pretty much between the hours of 11pm-4Am depending on party & fest stats. It’s a fun job. It teaches financial independence, entrepreneurial spirit, tolerance, patience, & how to un-attach from prior molds of the status quo to be under some kind of “influence” by the wee hours.

Stone cold sober, clear, alert, aware & on top of my game is essential for chauffeuring around a bunch of folks who are essentially relying on you to get them home safe & sound. Although it would be nice to join them sometimes with a fat juiced up martini at the club or bar….it seems to be a bit more rewarding to stay sober & be a late nite travel guide. Usually people are in good moods, high, happy, partnered up, have the munchies, giggly, & sparking with the leftover fever & buzz of a great band, party or dancefloor. I catch that buzz & usually have a little fun bein’ the chic who has the basket of dum dums in the middle console & a funny story to keep them smiling & awake long enough to get home.

I will admit…speed bumps royally suck….& Dui checkpoints frazzle me to this day…the occasional barf shower out my window splat on my car door is kinda gross….but, people are generally good-natured, spirited & fun. There are all kinds out there…believe me.

If you ask if you can give me a kiss as a tip…I probably won’t comply…but, I will take a hug, a handshake, & the leftover dollar bills in your pocket from the bar…:)

Uber Driver Pros: List of my 10 Favs:

1.

Uber saves lives. It’s cheaper than a DUI, even when it’s surging (1-3x the regular fare usually when there is a great need at 2am). When a rider taps the app, it’s all gravy after that, & they are guaranteed a no brainer lift to wherever their little heart desires. There will be no fumbling for payment methods, or figuring out directions, the nifty Uber App is our very own personal assistant for both teams, the rider & driver alike.

2.

Ya basically get to hang out with a bunch of really cool & interesting folks that are essentially on a mission to have a good time. They are on their way to or from a get-together, gala, gig or grab-a-date. Weddings, bachelor or bachelorette parties are the best though! And, if you are typically a “people-watcher” at the mall, you will really get a kick out of all of the fashionable kicks & threads people sport!

3.

Surging times will give the driver at least 20$ an hour. Words of the day: EARNING POTENTIAL. Money, money, money! Did I mention….gettin’ PAID!! $$$$$$$$$$$ lol. In addition to the fact that every single person you refer to the Uber Drive program, will earn you a quick, fast, Ez, extra profit. They sign up, use your CODE……MINE IS>>>> (https://get.uber.com/drive-vs/?exp=vs-t&invite_code=pan4krpbue), make their first 30 trips (which goes by real fast), they get a bonus 50$, you get 150$!!! YES, you heard it right, 150$ smackerooskis…just for relaxing on your recliner & binge watching Game of Thrones. 🙂

4.

It’s a networking machine! For any and all of your little projects you’re trying to promote. Yes, you may pass out your business card or flyer to anyone who will listen…! Yay! Good deal, friends, work this little gig until your big dreams become bigger & burst! That’s the objective 🙂

5.

Although it’s highly recommended & wise to follow the trends of your own community, check flight schedules, have an App to alert you of festivals & concerts, wine tasting, sex toy bar bingo, masquerade contests, beach parties, bands, shows, beer week, salsa nite, square dancing, conferences, plays, or sporting events…..the driver always has the sole prerogative to make his own hours & work as little or as much as he wants. Period. Can’t beat that! BTW….you can work any time of day…surges happen randomly. If you are a mornin’ person, you can shuttle people off to their jobs, and send them off to a good day! People need rides all the time for a myriad of reasons. Anything goes. Wherever & whenever there is a need….strike while the iron is hot, my friends!

6.

My personal fav….NO BOSS! Suck it, Mister Loco man or woman in charge….I GOT THIS. lol. Enough said.

7.

The driver gets to soundtrack the entire experience from start to finish via Pandora, MP3, I-Tunes, Cd’s, Soundcloud, Satellite radio, Spotify, I heart radio (for that occasional news, weather & talk show fix)….& lest us not leave out NPRNational Public Radio is the old standby familiar staple on everybody’s dial. Jazz on Wed nites is the best…Jazz always seems to make passengers feel like they just scored a limo with caviar & crackers. lol. Make it even more fun role play….& get yourself a couple of cool classy hats, & a pressed suit jacket for the ultimate limousine experience for both parties. “24 Karat Magic in the Aaaaayrrree!” as Bruno Mars would say… 🙂

8.

Every single passenger….has either a story, opinion or serious sense of humor. I almost peed my pants on quite a few occasions from the comedian I scooped up from a late nite Hooters outing with his boys…Boobs & Budlite make an already funny dude….even funnier…lol!

9.

Everyone was born & raised somewhere different it seems, &/or lived somewhere for a time. Ask questions. Be an interviewer/investigator. People will give you the 411 on every town, city & state in the US, & sometimes abroad if you’re lucky. And, speaking of 411….You can damn sure expect to be “in the know” about every single hot spot in your town… who’s there, when, where, how much, what time. I can almost guarantee there will be no shortage of intel on the social scene in your community! Pretty soon you can count on being not only the cool Uber travel guide, but a tour guide as well. You will know about everything from, local legends, museums, to farms, to B&B’s, historic landmarks, histories of the area, conservatories, aquariums, Gem shops, Donut shops, bistros, ice cream, coffee, to the corner dive bar with a bomb-ass reputation for good food, local bands & local brews. You will be the on-the-go, go-to source for all things social friendly.

10.

Last but not least…two things> A) getting paid for being on an adventure that changes daily & (changes your life to boot), is always a pretty cool deal. B) When we are in the driver’s seat, we have the ultimate opportunity to bring Light & Love into people’s lives. It is a platform to share or spread joy, lend an ear or caring heart, encourage, positively influence, help, nurture, nourish or guide anyone that has the luck of landing in the passenger seat. That in & of  itself, makes it all worthwhile. Heck, I get guidance too…for sure. We all get blessed on the short or long ride, in some way shape or form. It’s a win/win.

Now, if that isn’t enough to persuade you to sign up to drive today, use my promo code, grab an extra 50 bucks while embarking on a new lucrative adventure…..then I don’t know what is! lol

Not to mention, the only places that seem to be open past 2Am are diners, Cook-Out, maybe Taco Bell, depending on what state…. & without fail: dunt da da da! A NY style pizza joint &/or Dominos…ofcoarse! When the belly growls after drivin’ for 4 hours on a Saturday night, you can bet your mama, that one intoxicated happy camper will bless you with sum GRUB! lol

Sign up today! Make that Loot Tomorrow! USE MY FRIENDLY CODE: https://get.uber.com/drive-vs/?exp=vs-t&invite_code=pan4krpbue

Get Paid!!!!!!!! Thank you! You guys rock…

 

#WootWoot! #GetUberLiscious #ShowTime #DailyDizz

All aboard! Hop the Twitter Train

Click FOLLOW  wand Abra Abra Cadabra…I wanna reach out & grab ya!

UberOn!

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6AM sharp, ridesharing begins! Folks off to work, school, appointments, daycare, pilates, yoga, CrossFit, cafes, kitchens, classes, meetings, airports, greyhound, gyms. Mornin’ or midnight the time is always right!

Sometimes ya just can’t seem to catch enough of those coffee beans, catch enough Zzzzz’s or catch a ride. That’s when I show up! Greetings Earth stars with no cars, I will getchya there safe & fast. I am Super Uber Chic…& built ta last!! 🙂 Pow pa pow pow! USE MY PROMO CODE NOW! Sign up TO DRIVE!

It’s fast & EZ  $$$$$$$$! Be your own boss! Make your own hours. Sip coffee, soundtrack your rides, cruise… meet & greet an array of cool people. Network your little butt off! lol

Sign up today, use my invite code: PAN4KRPBUE, and get a 50$ sign on bonus. Thank you!  Or….Click here for details: JZapp’s UBER link!red-sea

Can I get an AMEN! lol

 

 

Twenty-first century fox

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Jim Morrison of “The Doors” back in the 1960s….wrote a song called: “Twenty-first-century fox.” It was a salacious little ditty that flattered the ladies in that way that only Jim Morrison could pull off…

The first major event that transpired upon the red carpet in the 21st century, beside the ball drop in NYC…..was 911. It happened so abruptly for most of us and was such a traumatic life altering game changer for all of us as an American unit. Whether you are patriotic or not, if you were standing on American soil on 9/11/2001, the twin tower tragedy  as surreal or as scandalous as it seemed, was a landmark in American history and affected all of us in some way, shape or form. And every single year that September 11 rolls around…I feel compelled to speak of it, in honor of our heroes, sacrificial lambs, lost fathers mothers, brothers, wives, daughters, sons, sisters, and friends. I feel compelled to pay tribute every single year that day arises again and again, to remind us of our mortality. To remind us of our fierce ability as a unit, to be brave and defend our integrity as Americans and human beings alike, no matter what religion, race or nationality. We stand, strong, tall, and united….when tested. We demonstrated nobility and grace under pressure, strain and sheer scarcity. Demonstrated dignity in the face of sheer death and destruction and the unknown of a possible war zone right in our very backyard. We are resilient, & beautifully connected to each other in ways that only God can explain. Thank you, everyone who came through. Thank you for American People. Especially the teams of optimistic, courageous, loving, folks of New York City! We salute you! God bless America!

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Nine Eleven: Tower Power!

I solemnly swear to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.

Let us bow our heads today.

Nine Eleven. A day of rest for all the souls that left us in droves off to the realm of the many galaxies of light.

Nine Eleven. A day when we woke up.

Nine Eleven: A day when thousands of hearts were touched & opened.

Nine Eleven: A day that blossomed our bravest heroes.

Nine Eleven: A day that baptized by fire…. our nation into a whole new dimension of consciousness.

Nine Eleven: A day we recognized how precious life is.

Nine Eleven: A day we understood with crystal clear stark awareness, how every moment with those we love should never be taken for granted.

Nine Eleven: A day that all American civilians had a front row seat at the “drive-in” movie theater playing The reality show of “World War” …. right in our very backyard.

Nine Eleven: A day where we all were able to witness… fate, destiny, intuition, coincidence, and courage….alive before our very eyes.

Nine Eleven: A day when everyone was watching.

Nine Eleven: A day we felt almost helplessly suffocating slowly while our fellow folks were in distress or darkness.

Nine Eleven: The day that New York City streets became very surreal indeed.

Nine Eleven: A day our government breached it’s contract with premonition & preparation.

Nine Eleven: We felt defeated, angry, dismayed, confused, lied to & let down.

Nine Eleven: Many of us became saturated with pride & patriotism with racing thoughts of retaliation & retribution.

Nine Eleven: Watching intently, we became armchair avengers & righteous assassins ready to rise & conquer demanding justice!

Nine Eleven: A day others whispered peace, lit candles, chanted, prayed, harmonized efforts & saw no race, religion, party, color, gender or creed.

Nine Eleven: Together we were: Americans.

Nine Eleven:  United we stood.

Nine Eleven: A day thousands of American soldiers were deployed to never again return home…

Nine Eleven: Then…now….our flag flies lower. Our hearts beat a little slower. Our minds remember. Our bodies almost feel weak.

Nine Eleven: A day we “will never forget” because of these things.

God bless our Nation…

Surround us in a ring of white light.

Protect us with unity & oneness. Use our minds & hearts to spread love & vibrate PEACE.

Remembering 911

——-JZapp

 

Thank you

#September eleventh 2001 # we will never forget #heroes